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hungryphrog, 2 years ago to comicstrips in "reality tale" by John Atkinson, Wrong Hands

Hot take: the world would be a better place if you could turn princes into frogs by kissing them.

hungryphrog, 2 years ago to asklemmy in I'm being harassed by mosquitoes, how do i kill them all?

I have been doing this to myself for over a year, and nowadays I think tarantulas are cute, and I’m looking forward to learning to tolerate harvestmen.

hungryphrog, 2 years ago to maliciouscompliance in "Don't you dare put one foot out of the house!" OK!

When I was about 3-4 I hated clothes and wanted to be naked all the time. One day I was in the kitchen wearing my preferred outfit when my mom told me to put some clothes on. I went into my room and soon returned with one sock.

hungryphrog, 2 years ago to asklemmy in what is the safest way to make sure a wasp or a bee won't attack you?

Please don’t fuck wasps.

hungryphrog, 2 years ago to asklemmy in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?

I was here 𓆏

hungryphrog, 2 years ago to asklemmy in What would be the best way to protect a room from unwated visitors in a low-tech fantasy world?

Key?! What kind of futuristic sci-fi do you think I'm writing?!

But seriously speaking, I think I'll make it so that you have to visit a cave with a stream flowing through it, grab a fish from the stream, maybe do some rite and then the fish burps a key out.