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ininewcrow

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Indigenous Canadian from northern Ontario. Believe in equality, Indigenous rights, minority rights, LGBTQ+, women’s rights and do not support war of any kind.

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Infinity plus infinity … Na na NA NA na!!! I win! Na na NA NA na!!!

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I was fine with memes over the past few years … sure they are a quick dopamine hit that make you laugh or think

But now when my friends send me tiktok videos … especially when someone has been watching these video streams for hours or days … they start sending out the most random, inane, mindless content … it’s the kind of material that keep a monkey occupied.

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I have one 50 year old friend with very little tech know how and his kids set him up with a good smartphone. I saw his family about a year ago and his kids noted that their dad often sits up until about 2 or 3 in the morning at the kitchen table just scrolling through tiktok videos. He sent them to me about once a day until I had to block him and tell him directly to stop sending me this stuff. He’s since become ‘aware’ of his addiction and stops sending out videos as often as he did before. He still scrolls through thousands and thousands of videos a day.

It would all be funny if it wasn’t so frightening at the same time.

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Probably, that’s what it meant a hundred years ago … but over the past many decades in popular culture, the American Dream has meant that everyone has a chance of becoming filthy rich and a multi millionaire

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Is Waffle Squarf in Azerbaijan or North Korea?

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Aww … come to bed for a nice comfortable spoon

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Modern technological human history is only about a hundred years … we were cavemen and acting like scared children for about 50,000 years before and like frightened monkeys for 2 million years before that … we may have landed on the moon but we are closer to our ancient ancestors than to any futuristic highly evolved human society.

We’re more like cavemen with nuclear weapons.

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My auto correct wrote this

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LPT … push one of these around Home Depot to look like you know what you’re doing … even if you just came into the store to use the toilet.

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THE RECALIBRATION WORKED!

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If you freeze it and forget about it and instead buy another freezer to store more frozen food, that’s called hording.

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So it’s our cousin now?

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Sixth panel: btw the board has rewarded me for the downsizing and gave me a raise

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Scissoring

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salty and tastes like fish

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*you can POWER WASH those

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It’s single use

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You miss all of the shots you don’t take

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Then a teenager being paid minimum wage for ten hours a week microwaved the hell out of them because they just don’t give a damn.

-1/10 stars … I wouldn’t return to this hotel, not because of the eggs but because the eggs are an indication of the overall quality of the hotel and it’s staff.

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That third panel should be

“NOW WE CAN MAKE MONEY AND I CAN GET A JOB BECAUSE OF WAR!!”

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This is a false equivalent … as an Ontarian, some of the best Canadians I’ve ever known were Newfies.

Canada was made more whole, much stronger and a hell of a lot funnier when Newfoundland joined us in 1949.

I’d fight any Newfie to win that argument and have a good laugh about it too.

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Waddaya gonna do

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The journey of a thousand miles starts with a single step … unless you were born rich, then you start the journey at mile 999

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Two years ago we got an early blast of cold weather … it froze my Halloween Jack-o’-lanterns leading up to Halloween.

After Halloween, I kept two frozen pumpkins and put them on top of two snowmen on my front lawn. They stayed there all winter and people thought they were great.

Until the first thaw in late March, the pumpkins went from happy faces to half dead zombie grandpa … then finally morphed into a decomposed green black blob on a snowhill.

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We are just skeletons wrapped in meat operated by electricity

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