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ininewcrow

@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca

Indigenous Canadian from northern Ontario. Believe in equality, Indigenous rights, minority rights, LGBTQ+, women’s rights and do not support war of any kind.

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He’s on his way to argue that his red herring is dead

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It’s like trying to move a very large heavy mass of cockroaches and liquid food in a garbage bag across a parking lot by yourself

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You are sexy, Mr. Grinch
You really look good in heels
You’re as gentle as the jailer, you can tie me to the wheel, Mr. Grinch
I’m a bad boy and you make me kneel

You’re a masochist, Mr. Grinch
Your heart’s an empty hole
Your brain is full of sickness, making me drink from a bowl, Mr. Grinch
You can sodomize me with a thirty-nine-and-a-half-foot pole

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As long as the blood stays inside … you’ll be OK

ininewcrow,
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That’s OK … as long as the blood stays in the organ, that should be better right?

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The overlap between gangsters and Santa should be …

Hole

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UNBELIEVER!

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I have tinnitus and I have a hard time hearing low volume audio … so yes subtitles are a requirement now.

The funny part to that is if I decide to watch some dumb action flick … I set the sound for the explosions and I really don’t care if I can hear the dialogue because I know it will be stupid

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Walk outside? … I’m sitting on my couch and I could ask the same thing.

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Cleaning crew mistakes you as remnants of the biofilter

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Is this an inside joke?

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Also known as ‘BEER GOGGLES’

The things you see while drunk are not the same as what you see while sober

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Aspiring to becoming and staying a billionaire requires a certain amount of psychopathy because it takes a certain mentality to want to own so much wealth that you’ll never be able to enjoy all of it in a lifetime while at the same time denying or taking away the wealth of others who might need it.

If I had a billion, I’d take a few million and live off the interest and give away the rest and not be bothered by anyone or anything ever again.

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Never underestimate your opponent, especially a stranger in the public you’ve never met before.

I have a friend who is a retired military police officer. He is built like a tank, tall muscular and intimidating.

He’s the one who taught me never to underestimate anyone. He man handled, beat and fought countless people. But he also admitted that he’d been beaten bruised and hospitalized by people shorter and weaker than him.

When you fight someone in public, you never know who you’re dealing with … he could be an untrained jerk like you and me … or they could be a 150 lb MMA fighter and highly trained martial artist with expert training.

Or the person you’re fighting could have a knife, a pencil, a screwdriver, a piece of glass or their friend or friends you didn’t see or believed wouldn’t interfere all jump you and beat you to a pulp.

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Someone should make a version where the pin flies off violently like a bullet … pin flies off towards the camera and cracks the glass.

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Classic shit post engagement … post an obvious error, mistake or controversial opinion and watch everyone dance for you.

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I thought it was the Scratchy Ass Show

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Wouldn’t want to be the guy that gets the top

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By what?

Getting eaten by cake

Or a cake eating someone whole

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Gorgon Freezer

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This is hilarious … let’s follow a Christian tradition of eating fish because Jesus Christ and his first followers were all Jewish which means they did not eat pork … we’re out of fish, so let’s continue the tradition by eating pork in the shape of a fish.

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It’s getting weird out there.

I deal with a few bureaucrats and office workers. Up until about a year ago, their emails were pretty simple and they sounded a lot like someone just tapped them out while on the toilet.

Now they sound robotic and machine like. Very polite, to the point, concise and very professional. A year ago these people would just ask a vague question and not really know what to say.

Now they’ve automatically become professional writers sending me a polite note.

It’s good … but it just makes me wonder where all this is going.

It’s putting lipstick on a pig … no matter how much you dress it up, it’s still a pig that likes to eat garbage and cover itself in mud.

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INDISTINCT GROWLING AND SCREAMING!!!

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Neither did I … now I’m all excited

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merci beaucoup mon capitaine!

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