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One of mine figured out that rattling the window blind wakes us up.

Then she taught the kitten to do it too.

They tag team us.

jordanlund,
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Watching this thread. I’ve been LOST ever since Fry’s fell apart. :(

jordanlund,
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Just because they left doesn’t mean you can’t still be friends!

jordanlund,
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That’s what the internet is for! :)

jordanlund,
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I think the trick is “XL” is not a standard size. Some places top out at 12 inches, other places go to 16 inches.

Here’s a 12" recipe:

sugarspunrun.com/the-best-pizza-dough-recipe/

Here’s a 16" recipe:

www.cento.com/recipes/pizza/pizza_dough_ball.php

jordanlund,
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Yeah, like I say, it’s not a standard. :) This was an argument we had with an idiot teacher on some kids homework back in the day.

hellogiggles.com/confusing-pizza-math-problem/

“Marty ate 4/6 of his pizza, Luis ate 5/6 of his pizza. Marty ate more pizza than Luis. How is this possible?”

Kid wrote “Marty’s pizza is bigger than Luis’ pizza” and got marked wrong. Even though the question stated it as fact and asked for an explanation.

A 12" pizza would be 113 square inches. 4/6 would be 75.3 square inches.

A 7" pizza would be 38.48 square inches. 5/6 would be 32 square inches.

Lemmy instance which has not defederated with any other instance.

Hi everyone. I have found many ghost comments in posts. Like one of the posts has 300+ upvotes and 28 comments but when I opened it, there were no comments. I tried different Lemmy apps and it’s the same in all of them. Which leads me to believe that it has something to do with defederation done by Lemmy.ml. Which instance has...

jordanlund,
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Currently, the big problem with federation is that some instances are running newer software than others. Causes lag and other weird problems.

I don’t think there’s any single instance that hasn’t either defederated from someone or been defederated.

jordanlund,
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His right eye looks a little cloudy. Is noisy boi OK?

jordanlund,
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2034 - Superman as seen in Action Comics #1.

jordanlund,
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I love how Wormtongue regresses to an angry 14 year old…

“Awww… I TOLD YOU to take the wizard’s STAFF! GOSH!”

Thing is though, as Gandalf the White, he likely didn’t likely NEED the staff to eject Saruman’s influence, it just made it easier.

jordanlund,
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Should have been Luke, not Solo though…

jordanlund,
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I’d have to wait 10 years to buy Apple at $0.07 per share, but I think I could collect enough money to make that into more than $10 million.

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In this case, since it’s two different communities, nottheonion and offbeat, I don’t think there’s a way to do that.

jordanlund,
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That would block both of them and all future posts from them.

jordanlund,
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Because men are told that talking about things like that makes them creeps.

jordanlund,
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Having a bard in the party is like this… except there’s a dude actually playing Immigrant Song:

youtu.be/zJ9dFeZ5344

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Because the powers that be profit from the system as it is.

Remember Rick Scott? Former governor of Florida?

www.britannica.com/biography/Rick-Scott

rivoluzioneurbanamobilita, to fuck_cars Italian
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"Big Clearance! 12 in place of 1!"

"Grande offerta! 12 per 1!"

ENFB cyclists' union, Woerden, 1993; poster by Theo van den Boogaard

@fuck_cars

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Oregonian here… biking with groceries in the rain…

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