kn33

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How do I stop a crush from developing further?

I think I got a crush on my dance instructor. Which fucking sucks for all the obvious reasons. Normally I wouldn’t be so worried. BUT I JUST HAD A GODDAMN ROMANTIC DREAM ABOUT HER. Seriously I just woke up from a dream about her confessing her love to me and me eagerly doing the same about her....

kn33,

I find my crushes go away on their own after about a week. Your mileage may vary.

kn33,

Got that one? I wouldn’t mind having it or helping out

kn33,

Probably fucking with BGP somehow but I don’t really know beyond that

kn33,

Well, make love under the stars, I suppose

kn33,

I know it’s not, but kinda looks like a shower curtain hook

kn33,

That used to happen to me - even dismissing the alarm. I now force myself to scan a QR code in another room to dismiss it so I’m not late for work.

BruceTwarzen, to asklemmy

Is there a Spotify alternative that has no ads?

I pay for Spotify for 7 years or so now and i'm so sick of all the ads. After every update there seems to be an: oops, sorry, you have ads now. Podcasts are filled with ads. I was just listening to a podcast where they shoved in 3 ads mid-sentence. How long until musicians put ads in their songs. I'm just so sick of it.

kn33,

That’s not Spotify inserting them, it’s the podcasts.

The podcast may elect whether or not to include it, but it’s definitely Spotify performing the legwork. That is unless you think it’s a coincidence that I (with my Spotify home address set to Iowa) got an ad from the Iowa HHS on a podcast by a British podcaster.

kn33,

Spotify is giving them that choice. It should say that it won’t run ads for premium users - only free ones.

kn33,

How does it give me location specific ads if Spotify isn’t inserting the ad for them?

kn33,

dedicated kid closer

“Listen, I just know you’re going to love this play set; and what a deal you’re getting on it, too!”

kn33,

It’s simple: if you’re a person that’s supposed to be shutting down that computer, you’ll be able to. If you’re encountering the message, you’re using the wrong account, or you’re the wrong person to be doing that. Switch accounts, or call up the right person.

kn33,

Idk what med this is supposed to be but if I have a pill that feels like it’s sticking on the way down, I chase it with a handful of peanut M&M’s and that seems to do the trick. Plus I get an excuse to eat candy in the morning.

kn33,

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime.
That was a poem for a simpler time.
Boss makes a dollar, I don’t make jack.
That’s why I riot - to seize the means back.

kn33,

“I just need to know who I’m speaking to”

Stop speaking to me and that resolves itself

kn33,

It definitely takes me more than 15 minutes

kn33,

Imagine meeting the love of your life and then finding out they talk on the phone

kn33,

You should see some of the folks over there in Arizona

kn33,

Gotta stop and try again later when the nose starts watering, though. Completely kills the grip.

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