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kryptonianCodeMonkey, to lemmyshitpost in oh snap.

Could have been a monkey paw situation. “Half of all life disappeared, you say?” every living thing suddenly missing their left half “Done!”

kryptonianCodeMonkey, to memes in I just want it to stop

I don’t know what Chris Rick did or said, but… blows threateningly on palm

kryptonianCodeMonkey, to memes in ain't got no rizz

Lit AF

kryptonianCodeMonkey, to memes in In ThESe UnCErTAin TImEs - you owe us another $10

Single mothers hate it… and so do their unclothed children…

kryptonianCodeMonkey, to lemmyshitpost in It's a trap!

That alley is a very clever mimic isn’t it.

kryptonianCodeMonkey, (edited ) to programmer_humor in Programmer tries to explain binary search to the police

Yeah, every time I have ever had to hand over footage to the police for thefts at our family store, I clip and organizr that shit. I also include a paper identifying each file, the timestamps and what happened during them, any details I identified that they can corroborate (physical description, identifiable clothing/tattoos, make and model of vehicle, license plate number, etc.). I often end up putting in 1-2 hours of work on it watching, editing and transferring footage.

If you want traction and results from the police, you need to make it as easy as possible for them by doing the heavy lifting yourself. The cynical view is that thats because they just don’t care, but also, in fairness, your case is one of dozens of cases on their desk and the cases never stop coming. This is your priority, so put in the effort instead of expecting others do so. That being said, that is much easier when you have direct access to the cctv footage. I’m guessing this student didnt.

kryptonianCodeMonkey, to science_memes in bro pls

“Largest Hadron Collider… so far”

kryptonianCodeMonkey, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Fuck Disney tbh

How close does it have to be? Is any shirt not allowed? Would a red tank top be OK? Or maybe put him in a maroon shirt? What if he wears a red shirt with a white collar? Feels like splitting hairs, but there IS a line somewhere.

kryptonianCodeMonkey, to memes in Kitchen when Dad cook

If it can’t be cleaned in the dishwasher, it isnt for me. Dont care what the label says. I put every dish through the crucible. If it melts, it’s trashed. If it cracks, it’s trashed. No pussy dishes in my kitchen. Get in the magic scalding water box and quit your bitchin’.

kryptonianCodeMonkey, to comicstrips in Poor JC can’t even get delivery

Christians already demand today that only their holiday be recognized at the same time that several other prominent holidays are celebrated by other religions and cultures. The fact that that holiday itself is plagiarized and displaced a previous wholly unrelated holiday is the least surprising thing.

kryptonianCodeMonkey, to lemmyshitpost in Chicken soup

Chili

kryptonianCodeMonkey, (edited ) to science_memes in Mustard brings all the boys to the yard.

I do love brassicas. Never had Kohlrabi though. Need to give it a try, apparently.

kryptonianCodeMonkey, to memes in Kitchen when Dad cook

Dishwashers are a necessity in the kitchen if you have the space. I almost never hand wash a dish.

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