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niktemadur, to lemmyshitpost in life hacks

Ok, somebody’s gotta say it and it’s gonna be me:

Yo dawg, we put a shower in your shower so you can shower while you shower.

niktemadur, to memes in It can't be stopped

Why are the percentages in decimals, like this - “0.64%”?
And why does the total add up to 1.02%?

niktemadur, to comicstrips in No escape

When they have paper towels, what I do is take the last one with which I dried my hands to grab or pinch the door handle and pull.

niktemadur, to science_memes in help

What the hell is that supposed to be, a Klein Torus?

niktemadur, to comicstrips in "Kids these days" by Extra Fabulous Comics

Don’t forget that the best music ever was the one that came out when I was in my late adolescence, everything since then went downhill fast.

Men At Work, Rick Springfield, REO Speedwagon… now that was REAL music!

“I was into Star Wars. You were into that Empire Strikes Back shit.”

niktemadur, to memes in Duh !

If you get the hang of this, quantum chromodynamics are going to be like a walk in the park.

niktemadur, to lemmyshitpost in Sheepsquatch

Sheepsquash is just a fancy new gringo name for El Chupacabras.

niktemadur, (edited ) to comicstrips in We must record everything

Google threw the following text at me:

Yes, Martin Luther did translate the Gutenberg Bible from Latin, Hebrew, and Greek into German. His translation was then printed at a high number and distributed in 1534. This was one of the first times that the Bible became accessible for the masses in their own language.

So I misunderstood the time jump.

niktemadur, to comicstrips in "Purpose" by PoorlyDrawnLines

Well…if you put it that way, there’s not much point about anything at all, is there? The universe is one big suburban cul-de-sac where everything is lame, as I sit moping and pouting with arms crossed, Amazon is “out for delivery” but hasn’t arrived yet.

Fortunately, there are healthier ways of looking at existence, courtesy of philosophies such as Buddhism and Stoicism, to namecheck two currently popular views on the matter.

niktemadur, (edited ) to comicstrips in We must record everything

Then the printing press fragmented and diluted the power of the elites. For example, I believe that it’s no coincidence that Martin Luther and the Protestant Reformation came very soon after Gutenberg; in fact, I believe it was inevitable.

EDIT: well what do you know… it was Martin Luther himself who translated the famous Gutenberg Bible. Talk about one degree of Kevin Bacon.

niktemadur, to newcommunities in STOP DOING SCIENCE - a community for memes similar to the one shown below

They have played us for absolute fools

Who is “they”?
“They… you know… they. The librul… mooslem… communist… trans… lizard overlord… libruls!”

niktemadur, to memes in Spices too

I once knew a guy who peeled and ate a full garlic like one would do with an orange or mandarin, while walking and talking casually.

niktemadur, to comicstrips in "One Ring To Rule Them All" by ArcadeRage

First it would lick its’ own chest a few times, then a couple more on an outstretched leg.

niktemadur, to lemmyshitpost in Great Scott, Vern!

Scott Vern The Great

niktemadur, to lemmyshitpost in Kid is doomed

Half a century on, we’ve come full circle.

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