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niktemadur, to lemmyshitpost in well grounded

…said the apartment to the cloud.

niktemadur, to foodporn in Egg Sando

Doesn’t sando always cut off the crust?
Not that this sandwich needs that crust cut off, it looks perfect already.

niktemadur, to lemmyshitpost in How to lose friends and alienate people

Looks like anti-vaxx pyramid scheme party food from where I’m standing.

niktemadur, to programmer_humor in Every goddamn time

What about DJ Qualls in “The Core”?

While being interrogated in his introduction sequence, he casually folds an aluminum chewing gum wrapper, puts it to his lips and kinda whistles with it for a second, while holding a cell phone in front of his mouth. After this little public display of phreaking, he hands the cell phone over to the hero and says “Here… now you can call anywhere free for life with it”.

niktemadur, to memes in It can't be stopped

Why are the percentages in decimals, like this - “0.64%”?
And why does the total add up to 1.02%?

niktemadur, to comicstrips in How To Sound Wise

The value in this comedy is in its’ worthlessness.

niktemadur, to lemmyshitpost in The Baconverse (2025)

Looks like a halfway point between Ethan Hawke and Benedict Cumberbatch.

niktemadur, to memes in Let me load it

Huh?

niktemadur, to lemmyshitpost in An elegant drill for all tasks

An elegant drill, for a more… civilized time.

niktemadur, to comicstrips in No escape

When they have paper towels, what I do is take the last one with which I dried my hands to grab or pinch the door handle and pull.

niktemadur, to comicstrips in The cool thing is the rapid mutation of surrounding plants and bacteria, meaning Dad is still changing lives after he's gone.

An ideal last prank for all you Andy Kaufman-types out there.

niktemadur, to historyporn in Aerial view of a beached U-Boat in the UK, WW1, 1919

One of the key events that gave the United States the politically-charged push into the war was the sinking of the Lusitania, and it was done by a German u-boat.

Here’s another weird one you didn’t expect: Germans used zeppelins to bomb London.

niktemadur, to comicstrips in Banned books

And the name of that teacher?
Streisand.

niktemadur, to lemmybewholesome in He is technically right!

In true dad joke fashion, he should say: I’m not just regular ol’ cool dad… I’m supercool dad!

niktemadur, to memes in Hey guys, the trolley problem has finally been solved.

Starring Denzel Washington

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