pensivepangolin

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pensivepangolin,

And that’s how Twitter was born

pensivepangolin,

If you make them, he will cum

pensivepangolin,

As a clutzy person, I can’t imagine how anyone can do that. That’s super impressive!

pensivepangolin,

Anyone saying they’re the bad guys is armchair quarterback-ing a people’s fight against annihilation.

If YOUR people lived in a militarily patrolled, constantly surveilled, walled off piece of your former homeland, from which you couldn’t leave to go visit a hospital without your oppressor’s army’s approval, and that same army tried to calculate food rations to keep you only just above starvation to keep you passive, and could arrest without cause and indefinitely hold you….would you really say that a group of your people were wrong for lashing out? Now on top of that, the civilian populace can be given permission by that same government to take arms and evict you and your family from your ancestral home. Are you wrong for lashing out?

What a fucking joke.

pensivepangolin,

Ubuntu but with an Arch wallpaper? You madman

pensivepangolin,

“Why don’t kids play outside anymore?”

pensivepangolin,

I mean… “Hoof Hearted” was a real horse name. (Read it out loud)

pensivepangolin,

But spicy autocorrect is going to steal my job next month! Benzinga told me and my boss so; when he does fire me it totally won’t be a self fulfilling prophecy!

(Don’t worry, if this ages poorly I WILL delete this comment.)

pensivepangolin,

Yeah people this dumb either think it’s a good thing and revel in it or are incapable of forming the thought/reaching the level of self-awareness that allows them to think “maybe I’m stupid.”

pensivepangolin,

Yes! Strap me to the millstone!

pensivepangolin,

Wait. You mean to tell me that giving kids terrible educations…makes them more susceptible to being stupid assholes?

pensivepangolin,

All media will be reality tv and marvel movies and you will love it or else

pensivepangolin,

I’ve seen footage!

pensivepangolin,

It’s not “fancy,” but Old Granddad’s Bottled In Bond is delicious. It’s just a very good, rye heavy bourbon.

pensivepangolin,

I’ve noticed that; I don’t know why, but recently the stores by me only have it every third time I go.

pensivepangolin,

Am I wrong or is that George Carlin?

pensivepangolin,

That was a great read, thank you!

pensivepangolin,

That was a great read, thank you for that!

pensivepangolin,

If you mean in a gym? I hate the gym and am one of the people that only likes the effects.

If you mean outdoors, like cycling or running or hiking, then oh yeah! It’s fun to lose yourself in the action: it’s meditative as the physical action is repetitive and it allows you to just take in your scenery and let your mind wander freely.

pensivepangolin,

This is the best way, for sure. And there are a lot of really great selfhosted projects for doing so!

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