pimento64

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pimento64, (edited )

I found Andor to be shallow and pedantic.

…Either that or I’m so sick of Star Wars I just couldn’t stand it. I tried three times to get more than 15 minutes in without falling asleep or zoning out, couldn’t do it.

pimento64, (edited )

First base
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Why are there soah meneah baaases

pimento64,

Where do you get filtered into if you’re too dumb to realize that half the shit in the Anarchist’s Cookbook is actually completely wrong, and act belligerent about it anyway?

pimento64,

A US penny is almost the same size (.3 mm larger) as a €0.02 coin

pimento64,

“Oh, you’re not pregnant? I thought you were, you look like it”

www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfwA79JwS6Q

pimento64, (edited )

It has other resources, and I’m sure we could convince conservatives that woke libtards will be triggered and owned if conservatives have blue-asbestos-eating contests

pimento64,

“Onscreen! It’s my sister Violet – the one with a runabout, parrises squares court, and room for a sehlat.”

pimento64,

Brings back fond memories of moving into a house that still had a fuse box and discovering the one for the dryer was a screw.

pimento64,

Does it help to know that Michigan is also the wrong color on top of all of that? There are toes obscured by shoes on it:

https://sopuli.xyz/pictrs/image/e53e3366-f51a-43e7-a319-c2c579107286.png

People buried at 'mega' stone tombs in Spain were defleshed and their bones fractured after death (www.livescience.com)

Archaeologists in Spain have discovered evidence that ancient people defleshed and dismembered corpses around 6,000 years ago. But these aren’t clues to an ancient murder: Instead, the bone injuries are more likely related to funerary practices that occurred just after death....

pimento64,

Wow, neolithic Spain is just like my basement

pimento64,

It is for us, but the mirror universe killed PTKFGS a while back

pimento64,

You’re right, that’s why it costs money to play online multiplayer on PC

Oh wait

pimento64,

When inside thoughts become outside words

pimento64,

Not to be confused with 2011’s Silent Night, a reboot of the beloved classic Silent Night, Deadly Night. If you haven’t seen the original, just watch Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 instead, because it pads the runtime with a 30-minute cut of the first movie in flashbacks. Sadly, I don’t think this movie will have a scene where dudeman shoots a guy for taking out the trash, so I predict it will be a 1/10 at best. Thank you for reading my preview, I am taking no questions.

pimento64,

So does the fact that it doesn’t line up with the chicken

pimento64,

Which brings it full circle, since the Ghostbusters theme is a ripoff of I Need a New Drug by Huey Lewis and the News

pimento64,

That’s now the smallest and most finely crafted hat in New Era’s lineup

pimento64,

I have seen this episode, and I really wasn’t a big fan of it. However, I’ve also seen the original series episode “The Way to Eden”, and I’d rather watch Subspace Rhapsody ten times back to back than sit through the “”““songs””“” in that episode ever again for as long as I shall live. Subspace Rhapsody may be more of a musical episode, but at least it’s music instead of being dissonant navel-gazing trash. The songs in The Way to Eden make me hate hippies more than J. Edgar Hoover and Eric Cartman combined could.

pimento64,

Stamets is an internet celebrity, bro. He was right to stomp on your personhood, you had the temerity to disagree with his august opinions of his favorite network TV shows. Shame on you.

pimento64,

Ways to tell your political and economic philosophy has a sound basis:

  1. You have to shoot people to keep them from trying to escape your system
pimento64,

lemmitors

Did you forgot that lemmings are an actual animal?

pimento64,

A force field generated by your mom’s obesity

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