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platypus_plumba, to thefarside in 7 December 2023

Oh wow, how did you even catch that.

platypus_plumba, to thefarside in 9 December 2023

Oh man, this one is hilarious

platypus_plumba, to thefarside in 19 December 2023

I’m understanding like 50% of these. At the risk of killing the joke, could you explain?

platypus_plumba, to thefarside in 20 December 2023

What does this even meeeaaaaaaan

platypus_plumba, (edited ) to linuxmemes in what if you wanted to compile kernel, but make said "Error 2"

He’s the one who should ask for help nicely.

  1. He’s the one asking for help.
  2. This is a 100% free and extremely complex piece of technology built by very smart people, so chances are that he is the problem and not the kernel.
  3. Always be nice, even if the product is the problem. Specially when it is given to you for free.
  4. People are answering to him with the same attitude he used to ask for help. You get what you give.

Imagine you clean your friend’s house for free because you’re a good friend. 2 hours later he calls you and says “What the fuck am I supposed to do with the shoes you forgot to pick from the living room?”.

Can you even call that asking for help? He’s clearly just bitching.

platypus_plumba, to linuxmemes in what if you wanted to compile kernel, but make said "Error 2"

Yeha, but you can ask for help without taking a shit on the effort of thousands of engineers.

If you’re using a whole kernel for free, at least be nice when very deep technical things that you clearly don’t understand don’t go as you expected.

It’s called having etiquette

platypus_plumba, to linuxmemes in This truly is the year of the linux desktop

Next thing you know they are looking at packages compile in Gentoo on a Friday night.

platypus_plumba, to privacyguides in UK proposes selfie-based, AI age verification system for porn sites

Exactly, this is something that even humans would have a hard time doing. Even though AI can do many things better than humans, humans are better at vision at the moment.

platypus_plumba, to privacyguides in UK proposes selfie-based, AI age verification system for porn sites

What about giving money to the royal family because of reasons?

platypus_plumba, to lemmyshitpost in Angry bald man

I wonder if he honestly thinks women aren’t allowed to disagree? He thinks they don’t have a brain and opinions?

What does he think women are?

platypus_plumba, (edited ) to linuxmemes in Accurate?

“Is compiling packages for days your favorite activity?” -> Gentoo

“Do you believe an OS can turn you into a hacker?” -> Kali

platypus_plumba, to linuxmemes in Repurposing your laptop trans rights style 😎🏳️‍⚧️

You IMPLIED? That’s even worse than assuming. Life sentence.

platypus_plumba, to linuxmemes in Repurposing your laptop trans rights style 😎🏳️‍⚧️

Damn, you assumed pronouns like 4 times. Get ready to go to trans jail (jk)

platypus_plumba, to linuxmemes in It does Sound stupid

I’ll upvote the post only because I want more people to upvote your comment.

platypus_plumba, (edited ) to linuxmemes in You have no power here

— When the Indian Amazon support guy sees you’re a junior on your first week and tells you to execute a script to install a software for a video call with him. And you do, but it needs sudo access, so you give it…

— You have sudo power here

Sadly, true story. I never told anyone. My neurons clicked a day after that and I removed everything from the computer. It was too late, they hacked some things but IT just laughed and recovered some backups. They never knew I was the virus all along.

Good times.

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