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platypus_plumba, (edited )

24yo people don’t see themselves as children. This post is probably coming from a 40yo person.

platypus_plumba,

It’s crazy hearing all the Windows hate but then hearing this.

This is why I prefer friendly and stable distros, I don’t have time to fix Linux every month.

platypus_plumba, (edited )

I once had a delivery man tell he “here’s your pizza it was specially made with love for you”. And we just stated at each other for a second.

It’s crazy the shit they make them say. Damn, just ask them to be respectful and polite, that’s all they need to do.

platypus_plumba,

Guys, we’re sexualizing anime girls ironically, right? Right, guys? Guys?

platypus_plumba,

Why does Tony Khan look like zoomer Bush?

platypus_plumba,

A boring politician? Supporting Israel is boring?

platypus_plumba,

I think she’s talking about the color of the dress… (?)

platypus_plumba,

I’ve used a couple. Cheaper than buying a real one if you’re not a vape person and you’re just curious.

I think that’s the actual market for these disposable vapes. I don’t think people actually buy them periodically because they take 2 weeks to completely fuck up your lungs.

platypus_plumba,

They do a great job of hiding the fallacy by placing a single individual in the photo and saying “immigrant” instead of “immigrants”.

I’m not sure about American law, but something tells me that it’s even possible for an individual to do both things.

platypus_plumba,

I’m a sick piece of shit but even this is too much for me.

platypus_plumba, (edited )

Damn, ok, relax… It’s like you guys are on cocaine or something and I accidentally brought up politics. I meant that Lemmy is too political to be dumb about memes. That’s it… Chill.

platypus_plumba, (edited )

— Benjamin, grab your brothers, don’t let them take you!

— Ahhh!! Brothers hold me, hooold meee!

— Benjamin nooo!

— Forgive me son, they are about to…

— What are they doing? ×chhsk× AHHHHHHHHH!!!

— BENJAMINNN!!!

— AAAHHHHHHHhhhhhh…

Is that what you wanted?

platypus_plumba, (edited )

It’s not a bigger meme because the initial image wasn’t a meme, it was a serious post. The comment was pure meme material waiting for its meme screenshot.

But yes, pretty strange he posted his own comment. Still, it’s funny.

platypus_plumba,

I think they’re trying to send a message.

platypus_plumba,

Dafuq is going on ovar there?

platypus_plumba, (edited )

I thought this was a reference to cultural appropriation. Like it is appropriating the bear’s thing, which is falling on a bear trap. The joke is that it doesn’t make sense in this scenario.

platypus_plumba,

After or before we eat the pizza?

platypus_plumba,

I’ve been told he’s tight, so my foot will probably get numb due to the contractions.

platypus_plumba,

You can also refer to loads as nuts. Which probably means her slit is almost full but there’s enough space for yours.

platypus_plumba, (edited )

Wish granted, I’m the murderous kind of genie now. So… What’s your last wish?

platypus_plumba,

Really depends on the task and how critical it is. I would never use gparted on the terminal, 3 clicks and I’m done in the UI, without risks.

platypus_plumba,

Yeha, but you can ask for help without taking a shit on the effort of thousands of engineers.

If you’re using a whole kernel for free, at least be nice when very deep technical things that you clearly don’t understand don’t go as you expected.

It’s called having etiquette

platypus_plumba, (edited )

“Is compiling packages for days your favorite activity?” -> Gentoo

“Do you believe an OS can turn you into a hacker?” -> Kali

platypus_plumba,

Damn, you assumed pronouns like 4 times. Get ready to go to trans jail (jk)

platypus_plumba,

You IMPLIED? That’s even worse than assuming. Life sentence.

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