raef

@raef@lemmy.world

Mildly reclusive American living in Europe.

Tends to get truculent about movies, music, the Oxford comma, and politics

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raef,

You’re wild

raef,

I thought I was prepared when I asked, but I was not ready for the base depravity I found.

raef,

So many questions.

How can you tell if a graveyard is abandoned?

If a grave is empty, is it a grave?

How did you know it was empty?

raef,

I guess it wasn’t very empty

raef,

I don’t mean anything besides curiosity when I ask a problematic question. Do you dream of it?

raef,

Thank you for the insight

raef,

one of my better ones involved the woods—sort of.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/719643e4-5bb5-42da-b764-823099c483d2.jpeg

There’s a platform on the right, sort of behind the three trees.

Right there on that platform. I must admit the girl took the majority of the risk. All I had to do was unzip; she had to drop trou

raef,

Just show us all up, why don’t you?

You are reminding me of parking lots, people walking by, knocking on steamed up windows.

Probably the worst, and most regular, was a couch in my parents’ living room. Spooning under a blanket can turn into clandestine sex real quick. All while watching cartoons.

raef,

Are you worried about a statute of limitations? Why the definition of time?

raef,

I know the intent. Remember visiting the parents for the first time? What a nightmare that was. The one highlight was furious fucking in the bathroom while everyone watches wrestling or some dumb shit

raef,

” ever seen… [In the two weeks of] this month"

Love the hyperbole steering off to heavily careful qualifying

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