revlayle

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I am an enigma wrapped in a burrito that is also wrapped in a fuzzy blanket

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revlayle,

FAAR?

wat

revlayle,

It’s like wiping a marker

revlayle,

wat

Skeet did not write or create c#

revlayle,

The trick with any meme text is the outline stroke. Without it, even impact is illegible on the wrong background.

revlayle,

Ahh, The Kinetic Cat-Toast Theory

revlayle,

I’m 52 and hate mowing yards. Most other people my age are also obsessed with their lawns or simply “enjoy getting out and working on the yard”

There few things worse than doing yard work. I think dying is one of them, maybe.

Anyways, yeah we have a yard. We try to keep various bushes and wildflowers as we can. We go as log as possible in early spring to not mow and get all the clover and stuff to bring the bees and like insects over.

As for mowing, I pay someone 50 dollars every 2 weeks to keep it not looking like crap.

My father-in-law, who lives with us, used to do most of the gardening and lawn stuff. He is too old now to do any of it. He’s always trying to get the rest of the people in the house to do stuff in the yard. I keep telling him "you know you are the only one who really gives a shit on how ‘nice’ the yard looks. My only goal is to keep the city and neighbors off our back, that’s it.’

EDIT: Also neighbors seem intent on having a single uniform grass breed and obsessed with having no weeds. Nah, I have all the grasses and weeds. I have a neighbor down the street who is always just HAND PULLING weeds out of her lawn. Like hours and hours of it. I mean… wat

revlayle,

IIRC, Company Man on YouTube had a video on the rise and fall of Quiznos

revlayle,

"It’s not the years, honey. It’s the mileage."

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