rmuk

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rmuk,

I shidded and farded.

rmuk,

Not to be confused with Esteemed Character Actress Margo Martindale?

rmuk,

I’m sure it won’t just be anot- why, you little scamp!

rmuk,

MacOS: “The world came into existence fully formed ten years ago so it would be silly to even try running software older than that.”

rmuk,

On Windows 10 it was automatically installed as an update using - wait for it - the Microsoft Store.

Yes, the system-wide package manager was distributed as a package in the desktop store. 🤌

rmuk,

RIP in peas.

rmuk, (edited )

Then it initiates false vacuum decay. The perfect end.

rmuk,

It’s the gift that won’t stop giving: asbestos.

rmuk,

The beauty of using Signal with an open-source Signal client is that you don’t need to trust them, which is kind of the point.

rmuk,

Even if they do, you can’t know whether they can access the encryption keys. It’s all just layers of “but this, but that” and at the very bottom a layer of “trust me, bro”.

rmuk, (edited )

Just goes to show how your prejudices affect your judgement without you realising. I just assumed everyone’s skeleton was a perfect sphere one unit in diameter and mass, at rest, on a perfectly level, frictionless, infinite plane and in a vacuum. Like mine.

rmuk,

Relevant Map Men:

youtu.be/pJU-KYMREbQ

Piped Bot! You are needed!

rmuk,

Seriously, you’re full of shit.

The second “Cheltenham” isn’t nessecary, just the street address and postcode is fine.

rmuk,

10 million pounds

Hahahaha. Gonna need a few more zeros there, bud.

specialized in the manufacture of plastic cutlery

But no actual experience in the manufacture of plastic cutlery.

rmuk,

Thing is: I really, really, really do want voting reform but… I don’t think I can bring myself to support Nigel Fárage.

rmuk,

Try too think more carefully in case you make a comment that’s to controversial.

rmuk, (edited )

It sounds like you’re at the forefront of putting-prepared-eggs-in-bags research. Let us know your findings and may we take one more step closer to finally achieving the lofty dream of putting devilled eggs in a burlap sack.

rmuk,

If anyone wants to know the risks:

youtu.be/he6O9nZ3CZs

rmuk,

What if I want other people to fight me?

rmuk,

Take me to church!

rmuk,

You don’t trust the US Government? Good. But the beauty of open-source projects like Tor, Signal, 7Zip, etc is that you don’t need to trust them.

rmuk,

If my penis looked like that I’d focus on medical attention first and blasting it with hot air second.

rmuk,

Can’t even being to agree enough on this. Unless you specifically need something that an SBC - ARM or X86 - offers, a second hand thin client or USFF computer will be a better fit, plus they come with high-quality power supplies and solid cases.

rmuk, (edited )

Honestly? Coins and cash are good examples of fungible tokens. The deeds to a property are a good example of a non-fungible token. We’ve been using them for years without dickhead cryptobros being involved.

rmuk,

Aren’t you the Horse from Forcin’ Around?

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