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A loom that learned to weave itself.

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It’s much easier to simply keep calling it Twitter. Further syllables add nothing.

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good one

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I tried my best to save the world but I was kidnapped through time.

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I found his inner homosexual and brought that bitch to the surface.

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I think it could work.

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I got him to stop but he probably relapsed after I was kidnapped.

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He thought he was a top but I showed him that he was a bottom.

sentient_loom,
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Indigenous wisdom goes deep.

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Love defies your rational logic

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I wonder what it means lol

sentient_loom,
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What’s the maximum percentage of a woman you would make love to? Like what’s your threshold?

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Would you fuck an entire amputee?

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Everything is in the 100% (and I mean everything).

sentient_loom,
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Yeah sure

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https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/57a18496-639a-420d-96da-ee4fc9a70675.webm

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I guess on Lemmy “shitpost” really means “normie memes” !

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Oh damn. I uploaded it on the desktop browser.

Well it’s a gif of a guy thrusting into the air

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It’s also full of bacteria. People shit themselves when the machine works.

The ice cream is made from worms and diarrhea.

Your brain is leaking out your eye sockets.

sentient_loom,
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The meme works only as an ad. Pseudo-critical reminder of BRAND and SUGAR

McD0nblds is pure diseased semen leaking out of a rapist’s asshole into customers’ dying mouths

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That looks so gross

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Why? I never heard of this.

sentient_loom,
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STFU

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This is apocryphal. There’s no data to support it.

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You owe them games. Now you have to make games for steam.

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I know this is dumb, but cute animal logos is the reason I refuse to learn Go.

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