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smuuthbrane

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Almost as smuuth as sharks.

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I agree with everything you say, unless I agree with everything you say ironically.

smuuthbrane,
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REAL TALK

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Not gay, only FAAAAAAAAAABULOUSSSSSSS.

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No. First hit it’ll chip or break. For ice you need steel.

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This is the way.

smuuthbrane,
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That would explain having to “beware the ides of March”, which is mid-March. Sounds like they too had a 2 week grace period.

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This isn’t cringe. This is wince.

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Theoretically, yes. Functionally, no. When you go to pay for something with your infinite bills, would you rather pay with N number of 100 dollar bills or get your wheelbarrow to pay with 100N one dollar bills? The pile may be infinite, but your ability to access it is finite. Ergo, the “denser” pile is worth more.

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So powerful no shirt can contain it.

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Don’t watch A Grown Name Naked, it’s misleading. It’s just a minidoc about the plaque on the Pioneer space probes.

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You are entirely right.

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He’s great, hell crush it.

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A wonderful history of calzone subtypes.

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I swear I’ve watched 300% more movie than my wife ever has.

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Penetrating oil. Giggety.

smuuthbrane,
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Rambo-ho-ho!

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If I offer them hay is that good enough?

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https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/1d2ca2b5-a230-41cb-96bd-fbba6e20deba.jpeg

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Not me, direct the output right onto the BBQ.

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It’s not getting any packets for Christmas.

smuuthbrane,
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Das ist de SCHLORPENWASSER!

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Billionaire was the Imposter.

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There’s a throwback. I had that way back in the day myself.

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Hey, everyone that uses high beams inside the city where there’s street lights and incoming traffic, FUCK YOU!

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Oh shit Risa’s leaking

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