surewhynotlem

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surewhynotlem,

No. I’m an American and I eat dogs.

surewhynotlem,

Puppy!

surewhynotlem,

They said the thing!!

surewhynotlem,

By helping people nearby.

surewhynotlem,

Well of course you have to fuel the jetpack.

surewhynotlem,

Source?

surewhynotlem,

She doesn’t go against the right wing. She’s very strategic about being apolitical. Republicans love her music. She loves their money.

She also loves pussy, but she won’t say that bluntly lest she lose half her fans.

surewhynotlem,

Don’t melt

surewhynotlem,

Sarcasm requires exaggeration. It seems you didn’t exaggerate past believability.

surewhynotlem,

This post makes me dislike people who generalize specific instances of things.

surewhynotlem,

I call the last donut

surewhynotlem,

I laughed too loud at this and now I’m trying to not explain this to the in-laws

surewhynotlem,

“we had a driver who didn’t immediately stop yesterday… He’s dead now… But also let’s put up a cute meme!”

surewhynotlem,

The melody is depressing.

surewhynotlem,

I’m just explaining something to someone I assumed wanted an answer. I’d you just want to be an ass, I’d be happy to service you that way instead.

surewhynotlem,

It’s a bunch of white people profiting off a caricature of a black person. If this was a black owned company, I might see your point.

surewhynotlem,

Yes

vinmec.com/…/quitting-smoking-increases-blood-pre…

Fiber and low intensity exercise are listed as helpful.

surewhynotlem,

F*ck you and the rotting corpse you floated in on.

Also, great reference.

surewhynotlem,

Oooh those are great. Had them for the first time at new years. I won’t buy them though. I eat the whole bag.

surewhynotlem,

You gotta order the Thick Mints off the secret menu.

surewhynotlem,

My favorite is “still kickin”. The Norwegians sometimes say “awake and not crying”.

surewhynotlem,

It’s the floppy disk cache

surewhynotlem,

We need this in the “which super power would you pick” threads

surewhynotlem,

That’s a shitty mindset. If you go into a relationship thinking you can make your partner better, you’re in the wrong relationship. Love them as they are, or don’t.

surewhynotlem,

How else would you fall asleep?

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