taanegl

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I have peepee doodoo caca brains.

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taanegl,

When it comes to quirks mode, what are the do’s and don’ts?

taanegl,

https://invidious.slipfox.xyz/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw

taanegl,

Look at his eyes, and look at his face… this is the trained male.

Long have nation states and governments tried to break the male, to wrangle the male into a submissive state, but none are more successful than the woman sociopath.

The female sociopath is in many ways addicted to control. Her one impulse to anything the male does is how she can turn it into her advantage, to control the male entirely.

Luckily for the male, the sociopath woman gives fierce blowjobs, so it’s up to him wether or not the pain and degradation is worth it. 4/10 males say it is.

Look at his eyes. He’s truly worked for this.

taanegl, (edited )

Voluntary. I’m ace. But I’m also an aspiring Gonzo writer. Check my other comments.

taanegl,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/db13a6f1-18a6-49d4-8d0a-268ca8997350.png

taanegl,

Yes.

taanegl,

…American neo-liberalism? No shot, in Norway we are seeing a return of poverty, and it’s mostly thanks to new public management and the two massive neo-liberal parties that front US ans UK economic policies.

Yes, it really is that bad. My job now is to remind everyone continually that poverty will grow, because as per usual, the politicians responsible will try to find a scapegoat.

It might be the socialist, might be brown and black people, might be the Jew, heck: it most likely will be the Polish who get blamed for the insane policies are being fronted.

So yeah, neo-liberalism, the political enabler of capitalism, is currently our biggest problem - but it shows, through deforestation, consolidation of ownership, the indirect banning of cooperatives, the milking of the European energy market at the expense of Norwegians, everything being centralised, ownership wise, and the propaganda and talking points remain the same.

Our politicians are gutless shills for yankie ambitions. Former prime minister and leader of the right wing party Erna Solberg has a large fucking painting of Ronald Reagen on her wall, and she was recently embroiled in a conflict of interests case, where her husband got favourable government contracts for his parking company.

Of course it had to be fucking parking.

Økokrim, the national economic crimes division, refused to actually investigate the situation, and all the neo-liberal fucks, including the other massive neo-liberal party (AP, or “the labour party”), who probably also are falling deeper into corruption, let it slide.

So yeah, poverty is on the rise, and crime will rise with it. When it reaches boiling point, you can bet I’ll have to verbally smack people in the face once the people in power have decided upon a scapegoat.

I’m betting Polish and Slavic people, or Africans. Anyone except the political and economic precedent set by the politicians in power.

taanegl, (edited )

Some natty blue dude: “SPOOOON!!!”

taanegl,

The etiquette of pissoires must not be neglected. That’s a quick way to either get decked or get slapped with a glove.

taanegl,

I’m guessing that’s because the international flights that Americans use instead are from other countries that does not have first class areas, in that everyone gets the same seating and leg space.

Such a disgusting socialist ploy. The CIA should coup the pilot and copilot and divvy up the plane in “desirables” and “undesirables”, to then pin them against each other.

Call operation “Spiraling Eagle”.

taanegl,

Not only, but for extra sponsorship money, they have to tattoo their entire body and then sell their skin (after death of course, though not a deal breaker) so it can be sold at an online skin market.

Collect the backs of an entire platoon and decorate your rumpus room today!

taanegl,

Of course it’s a reboot.

taanegl,

…both.

Welcome to the THIRD - WORLD - WAAARS!

holds for applause

Countries from the west and the east have come together with each their funds to pit third world soldiers against each other in a battle for glorious supremacy. This years games is held in Mogadishu and is sponsored by Coca Cola.

Each side gets about 15,000 soldiers and each of their countries will recieve a discount on their international debt. The outcome will decide how much dune feathers will cost per freight on the international markets the coming year.

Who will be the winner? The Eastern dune manufacturers, or western bedding corporations.

One thing is for certain, it won’t be the soldiers. Grab a hold of that machete and go hack off some of that debt, boys. Maybe a new predatory loan made between the elites of the west, east and Africa will pull Africans out of extreme poverty… but if not, they could of course try again - at the next annual THIRD - WORLD - WAAAARS!

applause

taanegl,

Because your brain wants it to be Friday… so badly…

taanegl,

yeets passengers in flight

taanegl,

Not fond of them either, and I’m a white people too. It’s probably because we’re not working hard enough that we’re constantly miserable. So work harder, ok? That’s our identity, our cultural history, what we and nobody else do the best, because we’re so strong.

It’s not like all our cultural history has been homogenised through the imperialism of capitalism. Absolutely not. I love rebuying crap all the time for the sake of yearly money making events. It’s great! I don’t need to learn how to make things, despite it being critical to personal and local cultural development. Definitely not soul crushing at all. I absolutely love it. Being fed through an exploitative machine that spits me out every day. It’s the best.

Especially looking at other white people, with their dead eyes, living in little boxes, little boxes, sacrificing all their individuality to freight kids too and fro, the women getting the worst of it once more, having to live half their life in the goddamn car, perhaps meeting with relatives maybe once a year, like some reunion with people you don’t know anymore so you can “catch up”, eventually leading to the the kids feeling isolated so that they can one day be chewed up and spit out by the same very same machine. It’s the circle of the nuclear family.

It’s just the bees knees. Definetly not creepy at all. It might sound like the makings of a bland dystopia, but it’s growth… and growth is important… just not personal growth. You gotta be rich for that. Eat, pray, love. Remain beige. Remain nondescript. Be culturally incognito.

…now where did I put that valium?

taanegl,

Bro… :(

taanegl,

Normalise combining passive aggressive and aggressive messages and send them to co-workers using motivational poster formats.

As always: world is a fuck, born to die.

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