the_post_of_tom_joad

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the_post_of_tom_joad, (edited )

I enjoy the smaller community. Theres a chance in hell ill see, or even be involved in a conversation beyond movie references and memes.

I also like memes but yor feel me?

the_post_of_tom_joad,

I finally get this reference! I think this could mean im ready to try Linux again

the_post_of_tom_joad,

You’re one of the lucky 10,000

the_post_of_tom_joad, (edited )

“Beautiful” she says, as Paul reaches out his hand…

And then i awake to another ‘overproouved’ loaf -_-

the_post_of_tom_joad,

Like if youre still a virgin when you turn 30?

the_post_of_tom_joad, (edited )

Man 5 people really need to open their minds (and dildholes) huh? Wankers ;)

the_post_of_tom_joad, (edited )

“In all, men who averaged 4.6–7 ejaculations a week were 36% less likely to be diagnosed with prostate cancer before the age of 70

i can confidently not masturbate for the rest of my life and still not drop below this lifetime average.

the_post_of_tom_joad,

Also, I know it’s a meme, but

Im gently chiding you, i promise, but if you know, then why?

the_post_of_tom_joad,

Thanks for explaining, i was truly just curious. See ya!

the_post_of_tom_joad,

It started that way but a true artist suffers through adversity

the_post_of_tom_joad, (edited )

I’m sorry? Did something get mangled in autocorrect or is this weed stronger than i thought?

EDIT: smarty manguy >>>>>>>me

the_post_of_tom_joad,

“because if it didn’t feel good to poop you dumb monkeys would have died full of shit” is probably God’s/nature’s answer.

the_post_of_tom_joad, (edited )

Woah.

regresses 10 years in age

thanks, youngblood.

the_post_of_tom_joad,

I KNEW IT! i knew he was astroturfin me! I knew it! Where’s my cookie? But man, snoop’ll sell anything these days. It’s not like he’s hurtin’

the_post_of_tom_joad, (edited )

S7 is the levitation one yeah? It’s the one that made me leave the show. Me wife and i called them the Charlie Brown villians cuz it looked like they were doing Augh! https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/15660494-8615-441b-942c-d086fc15eb91.png

the_post_of_tom_joad, (edited )

I want a dark souls love story.

“When they killed me for the 5th time in 20 minutes i threw off my pants in rage. But when i heard that invasion sound a 6th time my rage turned to questioning… What was their build?”

the_post_of_tom_joad,

What if the teen men are the ones who own the machine?

the_post_of_tom_joad,

Hush, potatoe head

the_post_of_tom_joad,

“Give a Hout! Don’t pull out!”

the_post_of_tom_joad,

Youre not wrong but i had a job for awhile where i had about one day’s worth of work (if i busted my butt) to do over 2 glorious, unsupervised days. Their IT was slackass too. They had their own machines on lock but i could bring my own in and look at reddit, porn, whatever.

I hated my job, really hated my boss, but i never got paid to fuck off quite as hard as i did there so I look back on those times warmly.

RIP mjollnir

the_post_of_tom_joad,

The worst (for me) isnt when they don’t use signals at all, but when they use the signal right when they literally turn the steering wheel. This tells me they’ve never taken a minute to think what a turn signal is even actually for.

the_post_of_tom_joad,

It drives me crazy, this performative enviornmentalist bullshit. I have to pay 10c (on top of 300% food cost increase don’t forget) for a plastic bag at the grocery when i forget my canvas ones. In these bags i must pay for i can place fruit individually wrapped in plastic.

Every time something gets worse, we must be the ones to pay. This whole environment-saving-by-paper-straw phenomenon is so insipid that I would rather believe that it’s actually a deliberate corporate strategy. At least that would make sense. If they keep us thinking that something is being done, they don’t have to change a thing, and if it’s “all of our jobs” (read: not theirs), to save the world, we’ll never take them to task for their (greater) part of the waste.

the_post_of_tom_joad,

Anecdote incoming: i had coincidentally put myself on hiatus from news/Reddit before the whole 3rd party app drama started the Exodus, and didn’t have a clue what was going on until about a week ago.

I think it’s a perfect time to say goodbye forever. I miss a couple smaller communities to the point i want to remember them for what they were. I don’t want to see them die firsthand.

I’ve been shitposting 12 years. Its bittersweet, I’ll truly miss it, like an old friend. i’m ripping the band-aid off.

Thanks for listening

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