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Our PT system (Melbourne Australia) is privately owned and costs $5 each way. Consider not paying and paying a fine if caught - it often works out cheaper. Fines are $200, and I’ve only had my ticket checked maybe 4 times in 6 years. Odds are good!

threeduck,
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My brother convinced me not to, as Coles and Woolworths are often franchised by families. Head office takes their cut regardless, whatever you steal comes out of the franchise owners wallet. Happy to be proven wrong as I’d love to knick from em.

threeduck,
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Wherever there’s birds, it’s irresponsible to let cats out. NZ in particular, it’s a damn massacre out there.

threeduck,
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Either weak sarcasm or three Republicans stacked in a trenchcoat.

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You’d hope so, the more the better for the planet

threeduck,
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That might just be the weirdest turnaround. You can’t hurt a fly, but you’re okay with a cow being bolted through the brain because they’re a bit tastier than mock meets?

Like, you can’t be “sympathetic to animals” if you’re paying an industry that mass slaughters them. Especially when you’re only paying that out of simple preference. I sure hope you don’t find humans tasty, because it sounds like you’ll set aside all of your morals for a yummy lunch?

threeduck,
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Man I hate “bad take roleplay” comments.

“How dare you [insert opposing reasonable take]”.

They’re so low effort and Reddit.

threeduck,
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I downvote because the phrase is a tired old Reddit trope.

threeduck,
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I did that once for a vege stock and it turned out horribly bitter. The advice regarding this is “garbage in, garbage out”.

threeduck,
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I pre-ordered a pair of shoes online and the website asked for a tip.

In Australia.

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The incoherent ramblings of the ill informed.

I think most of the people you’re yelling at don’t actually eat animals. It’s not “don’t do it in front of me”, it’s “don’t do it”.

threeduck,
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I dunno, I’m not american. Google it

threeduck,
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I did this to help get over weed-induced anxiety. Smoked a bit at uni, started getting bad anxiety most times, so I stopped smoking. Whenever I felt weird while sober (dizzy, spaced out, over-caffeinated), it Pavlov’d me into getting anxiety. Staring into the mirror and getting that weird dissociation gave me a controllable environment to get used to strange perceptual shifts.

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Am I missing something or is this really the bare minimum of a joke? Is the only “comedy” here that tan is also in the word tangerine? You could rearrange this and have cos lettuce instead, right?

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