usualsuspect191

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usualsuspect191,

Lemmy is nicer. Way less assholes.

It’s way fewer assholes, idiot

humourIf you can’t tell, this is a joke

usualsuspect191,

This is the most charitable interpretation of why guys send dick pics

usualsuspect191,

Clearly Canadian is back though, so nature is healing

usualsuspect191,

Are you talking credit card fees or bank transaction fees?

usualsuspect191,

How’d this manage to use both it’s and its for same thing?

usualsuspect191,

The first part is the real commercial, the second part is a skit that continues/parodies the original. It’s all different actors between the real part and the skit

usualsuspect191,

Except that makes it worse

usualsuspect191,

The present tense for mandate of course.

usualsuspect191,

A firefighter just uses their “key to the City” if they need to get in anywhere

usualsuspect191,

I know this is a joke and all, but I’m really doubting it’d be too cold in October for a blue heeler; those dogs are tough as nails

usualsuspect191,

Not only does it help from drying out, but it helps with smell too; some things are better detected with a slower airflow

usualsuspect191,

Wholesome, sweet, etc but the dog’s face in the second panel is borderline nightmare fuel

usualsuspect191,

For those wondering, diamonds tent to be about 1-3 billion years old, coal about 300 million

usualsuspect191,

Then you don’t need to cry over spilled milk, you can just wring that sponge over the cereal bowl

usualsuspect191,

Is that the Enterprise G (for giraffe)?

usualsuspect191,

Worf has all but a mustache

usualsuspect191,

The book All Yesterdays explores this

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_Yesterdays

usualsuspect191,

Nothing beams like a Deere

usualsuspect191,

Either the crow is dumb and thinks that’s still an impression of someone else, or it’s somehow not an impression of crow and the joke is that our expectations have been subverted. Also, snail has glasses under the sunglasses

usualsuspect191,

I’ve only ever seen pancake mix in either a re-sealable bag, or just a box; never a bag in a box.

usualsuspect191,

In Daybreakers the vampire society uses cameras and monitors since they don’t show up in mirrors.

usualsuspect191,

Browsing “all” you’d never know Genshin Impact is even a game

usualsuspect191,

Maybe they’ll do Duncan Macleod instead of Connor? Or maybe just keep the main premise and centre it around a new character

usualsuspect191,

Is that a man bun with a little red hat on top?

usualsuspect191,

[Guo_Si] Hey, you know what sucks?

[TheXPhial] vaccuums

[Guo_Si] Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?

[TheXPhial] black holes

[Guo_Si] Hey, you know what just isn’t cool?

[TheXPhial] lava?

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