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My arches hurt watching her jump off barefoot

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As one should while pooping

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I use a tissue to clean my ears before I use them and take off the little silicon plug thingy every long once in a while and wash them in my hand with some dish soap

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Plus getting up at 4am for over a decade makes it easier to get up and The best part of waking up, is Folgers in your cup

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I’ve dropped a screw and spent a good amount of time looking for it only to find it in my pocket later, mostly because I work in a smock that has big front pockets so now it’s my first check when I drop a screw

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Oh wow now I need a patch that says don’t knock my smock haha

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Sounds a bit small for a movie

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Wow it’s yuuge

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Today is the day to wish no longer

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Dewalt battery on a Dyson vacuum as well

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After i watched the first one there’s no way im going to sit through another 4 parts

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They snoozed the alarm so they are late and didnt clean the windshield to rush somewhere

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You have to convince yourself its ok to murder a pedestrian, my friends grandpa hit someone at a crosswalk that way, luckily they were ok and kept on walking but its always better to let your car get up to temp and defrost the windows and wipe down the side windows and mirrors

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My printer has to go through like 5 power cycles for it to even detect its ink cartridges. I guess thats what i get for taking the ewaste printer from the office

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I make my dog help since he’s a habitual licker

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There’s usually a bunch of new years events like at a bar, concert venue, or restaurant you can go to and just hangout

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Usually depends on the size of the screw

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Love that poop water

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https://i.imgur.com/vOsl04l.gif

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And nofx’s punk in drublic?

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I recently watched a documentary about the bird attack on Bodega Bay

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A passport to leave the country?

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You can see his arms disintegrate when they slide across the pavement when the robot is done transforming at high-speed

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But if all you’re going to use the video for is social media then you’ll have to crop the video and get weird ratio with worse quality. so if it’s for Instagram stories why not just take the video or photo vertical so you know it’ll work.

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Reminds me of some nature movie where there was an albino antelope and it was shunned from the pack because it was different and then some snake ate it

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