zaph

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zaph, (edited )

A truly random shuffle can play the same song twice. A truly random shuffle can play multiple songs from the same artist in a row. In the fullness of time all of these will happen with a true random shuffle. Nothing does that these days.

Tidal does and it’s annoying af.

zaph,

The effect is fucking awesome… The first couple of smokes. Then it’s only effect is getting rid of the headache withdrawals cause.

zaph,

Don’t forget they’re pushing chrome on the whole internet. Websites are already telling Firefox users to fuck off if we aren’t spoofing chromium and it’s only going to get worse after this.

zaph,

I’d tell you but it’d dox me. I can’t pay my utilities on Firefox.

zaph,

You already need a license to buy other substances such as cigarettes, alcohol, prescription medication, etc.

Where? You need an ID but not a license specifically where I’m from.

zaph, (edited )

Sure but the license isn’t to purchase those products. There is no licensing for them even though you typically use your license to prove your age. You can also use a passport or military ID or a standard state ID that looks exactly like a license but requires no test. A liquor license is to sell, not purchase. And for the record, I like your ideas but using something like a medical card for purchasing weed would have been a better example.

zaph,

Indubitably.

zaph,

Typically when you apply a screen protector, removing it will kill the adhesive and render it unusable. If that’s not it I don’t get it either.

zaph,

Probably because of how funny they found this interaction compared to how confused we all are as to what is so funny.

zaph,

Do you have neck problems because of your giant brain?

zaph,

Weird way to take a compliment

zaph,

Close enough. If they’re Americans I’d say you’re spot on but I don’t think they are. Not entirely sure though navy uniforms always look foreign to me.

zaph,

I love this argument. Absolutely no empathy for anyone who had different options and experiences, just straight up “I did it so anyone else can too.” You’re making the world a better place. /s

zaph,

You think you’re personally paying off other people’s student loans? Don’t bother answering you’re obviously just a troll.

zaph,

I’m not who you asked but it’s been 4 hours and I don’t think they’re coming back. Imo pits are dangerous unless properly trained. I have 2 I rescued as puppies and if I let them do whatever the fuck they wanted they’d either he shot or put down by now. They’re good dogs but require attention or else they’ll be bad dogs. Kind of like huskies.

zaph,

One of my favorite things about the internet is that if I don’t like something I can go look at something else.

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