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zaph,

You must not have to help users with their office problems.

zaph,

No one mentioned that but you. No one here is asking for that or suggesting it.

zaph,

Choosing not to have a child is extremism?

zaph,

When one species growing prevents others from doing the same there is a problem in that ecosystem. For example too many wolves in an area can cause a reduction in prey which is also bad for the wolves. We’re just smart enough to see what we’re doing is harmful to the world around us and we can do things to limit our damage.

zaph,

You read that and you think the writer meant “all humans should stop reproducing?” That’s a you problem.

zaph,

I love you so much right now

zaph,

Asking for a drink to be iced is the least Starbucks thing in the world

zaph,

When I turn my phone’s microphone off and say “hey Google” my phone doesn’t respond in the slightest. Much more comforting.

zaph,

Honey can literally kill humans

zaph,

“gambling is a sin unless God does it with the devil”

zaph,

That was basically the answer he gave me when I asked what separated us from a cult. He must have forgotten all the evil done in the Christian God’s name because Christianity also has a history of being dangerous.

zaph,

First drop of doubt for me began at a Wednesday youth service. Not only was I such a strong believer that I went to church in the middle of the week, I drove myself because I was the only one in my family who wanted to go. The youth minister was giving a class on cults and the more he spoke the more it sounded like my entire life was being part of a cult. Following that thread led to me finally admitting to myself that I don’t believe anymore about 6 years later. It was a long road with lots of doubt and denial but that one sermon on how to identify a cult woke me tf up.

zaph,

I get what you’re trying to say here but the amount of effort required to suck your own dick vs just jerking it makes me think it’s not nearly as equal of a comparison.

zaph,

!remind me 4 years

zaph,

Definitely is

zaph,

The effect is fucking awesome… The first couple of smokes. Then it’s only effect is getting rid of the headache withdrawals cause.

zaph,

Don’t forget they’re pushing chrome on the whole internet. Websites are already telling Firefox users to fuck off if we aren’t spoofing chromium and it’s only going to get worse after this.

zaph,

We don’t have the same friends.

zaph,

You already need a license to buy other substances such as cigarettes, alcohol, prescription medication, etc.

Where? You need an ID but not a license specifically where I’m from.

zaph,

Typically when you apply a screen protector, removing it will kill the adhesive and render it unusable. If that’s not it I don’t get it either.

zaph,

Probably because of how funny they found this interaction compared to how confused we all are as to what is so funny.

zaph,

Do you have neck problems because of your giant brain?

zaph,

I’m not who you asked but it’s been 4 hours and I don’t think they’re coming back. Imo pits are dangerous unless properly trained. I have 2 I rescued as puppies and if I let them do whatever the fuck they wanted they’d either he shot or put down by now. They’re good dogs but require attention or else they’ll be bad dogs. Kind of like huskies.

zaph,

I love this argument. Absolutely no empathy for anyone who had different options and experiences, just straight up “I did it so anyone else can too.” You’re making the world a better place. /s

zaph,

You think you’re personally paying off other people’s student loans? Don’t bother answering you’re obviously just a troll.

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