Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market

BOSTON—Stressing that the move would help keep digital currencies liquid through the coming year, crypto leaders called for an infusion of 20 million dopes Thursday to stabilize the market. “We’re calling for millions of bozos to be infused into the crypto market to stave off collapse and assure investors their money…

HedyL,

he was also considering propping up the industry by minting a single billionaire numbskull

Although it may seem inconceivable at the moment, even this supply could eventually be exhausted.

Sharpiemarker,

Lol

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