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NewPerspective, in What companies have made your blacklist?

Most of them

youRFate, in Where are some good places I can buy metric tape measures

Germany.

garbagebagel, in Short(er) people of Lemmy--what are some lifehacks you figured out that've helped you out?

I bought a standing desk for my posture issues. It’s also too low when at the lowest setting so I had to transfer my bath stool to my desk and now I need to go buy an actual squatty potty cause I hate not reaching the ground from the toilet.

It’s perfect though because actual stools are too tall for sitting at a desk and a little bath stool like this has been perfect for my posture.

Shepy, in What are some cool things you can do with Shortcuts on iOS?

Wow, it’s only taken ios 13 years to get tasker like automation? Amazing.

DeathWearsANecktie,

Looks like it’s going to take another 13 years for people to stop making these stupid, unhelpful comments

Reverendender,

Probably longer

cheese_greater,

We just don’t have the

Kolanaki, (edited ) in If many extraterrestrial civilizations were nearby but trying to keep quiet, how would you suggest drawing them out?
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Start launching nukes into space in all directions. Don’t stop until someone outside Earth complains.

Or maybe just transmit a radio signal that says “Marco.”

NewPerspective, in People who post content because it makes you angry : why do you help it spread?

Accountability.

rhythmisaprancer, in If many extraterrestrial civilizations were nearby but trying to keep quiet, how would you suggest drawing them out?
@rhythmisaprancer@kbin.social avatar

This reminds me of the six possibilities for extra terrestrial life, one of which is everyone is listening and no one is broadcasting.

yournamehere, in What companies have made your blacklist?

apple,microsoft, google etc

idunnololz, in Where are some good places I can buy metric tape measures
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

Huh. I bought 3 tape measures in the USA and all 3 had both. In all 3 instances I just bought the cheapest option, I wasn’t even looking for anything in particular.

altima_neo, in What is a moe??????
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

youtu.be/PQCuyAHGkUM?si=pk1p4CFchlmV9Hm9

Bluetreefrog, in Where are some good places I can buy metric tape measures

Not really a thought provoking question. Locking.

SnokenKeekaGuard, in If many extraterrestrial civilizations were nearby but trying to keep quiet, how would you suggest drawing them out?
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Say ‘Marco’ out really loud

jacktherippah, in If many extraterrestrial civilizations were nearby but trying to keep quiet, how would you suggest drawing them out?

Marcoooooo

Markimus, in If many extraterrestrial civilizations were nearby but trying to keep quiet, how would you suggest drawing them out?

Share with them generated videos of us hanging out with other alien species, having a good time, etc. and make it seem like they’re missing out.

Feathercrown,

“Wait, that earth video is AI-generated-- their hands only have five fingers!”

shinigamiookamiryuu, in If many extraterrestrial civilizations were nearby but trying to keep quiet, how would you suggest drawing them out?

Make them think some of them have already come to Earth for whatever reason.

xantoxis, (edited )

Yeah, one way to do this is to start transmitting what sounds like one half of a phone conversation.

…
“Hi, how have you been?”
…
“Ugh that’s the worst. You coming by soon?”
…
“Nice I’ll get the barbecue ready.”
…
“A functioning FTL drive you say?”

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