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tungah, in Best/usable free Evernote alternative

I use Notesnook and find it great! Also check out Cryptee, if you’re ok with web apps.

talizorah, in Would you rather be bald, or have great hair but be unable to orgasm properly?
@talizorah@kbin.social avatar

I'm not getting laid anyways, and already have to wear a hat all the time. Give me my hair back.

athos77, (edited ) in What's the funniest/strangest thing you have seen out your office/apartment window?

Our open office of five desks and 3-5 people was on the second floor; right outside our office was a short hall of 3 individual offices, but the people in the offices were often out of the office. We'd mostly all worked together for years by then, got along well, and were pretty informal.

We had an absolutely wonderful (if slightly ditzy) girl named Chrissy join the office one summer, fresh out of high school. She liked to dress up very stylishly - not like office wear, but like a popular cheerleader might wear to class, if that makes sense?

Anyway, we're in the office one day, and Chrissy ducks out, then comes back in like one minute later, face absolutely flaming red. We ask what's wrong and she could only stammer in response. She eventually got herself under control and said:

She'd stepped out to run some papers downstairs and, as she left the office, she felt her pantyhose start to sag, so she quickly ducked into one of the side offices, pulled up her skirt, and pulled her hose back up to the top of her thighs. When she looked up, there was a window-washer hanging off the side of the building, slowly and calmly wiping his squeegee back and forth across the window, looking directly at her and smiling kindly. She stared at him, mouth open, while he continued his slow, calm, almost meditative squgeeing across the window. As soon as her mind processed "unexpected man outside second floor window", she bolted back to us.

It was literally like something directly out of a sitcom.

droidpenguin, in What's the funniest WiFi network name you've seen?

David Bowie’s Nipple Antennae

Housecarl,

Did you use that WiFi to TRANSMIT DATA BACK TO EARTH?

BodePlotHole,

I betcha do, ya freaky old bastard, you!

CaptainMcMonkey, in Would you rather be bald, or have great hair but be unable to orgasm properly?

Had hair, didn’t fuck. No longer have hair, do fuck.

Fucking is definitely better than having hair. No contest.

shandrakor, in What's the funniest WiFi network name you've seen?

One of my favourites is from a movie!

ThePromisedLAN

shinigamiookamiryuu, in Would you rather be bald, or have great hair but be unable to orgasm properly?

Relatively speaking, as an asexual, I can afford to lose a few orgasms.

thelsim, (edited ) in Would you rather be bald, or have great hair but be unable to orgasm properly?
@thelsim@sh.itjust.works avatar

Please don’t say neither (that’s not an option)

Both?

Edit:
Ok, in all semi-seriousness, I like my hair and like to keep it. Sex is still fun without an orgasm.
I’m more of a giver than a taker anyway :)

shinigamiookamiryuu, in What's the funniest/strangest thing you have seen out your office/apartment window?
gzrrt, (edited ) in Would you rather be bald, or have great hair but be unable to orgasm properly?
@gzrrt@kbin.social avatar

Bald. Being bald looks cool, no shame in it whatsoever.

raoulSWEduke, in What's the funniest WiFi network name you've seen?

Skynet. (It has been for years and finally it got relevant again.)

dan1101, in Would you rather be bald, or have great hair but be unable to orgasm properly?

Bald guys can get a lot of action. You have to go full bald though.

Lifecoach5000,

At what threshold do you go full bald at? I’ve been struggling with this for years as my hair thins out. I’ve got the balding dome on my crown in the back, which of course I never see unless I look with 2 mirrors.

Anyways this is a query I just constantly ask people to get their opinion. What say you, internet stranger?

lazylion_ca, in What's the funniest/strangest thing you have seen out your office/apartment window?

You guys have office windows?

Lemminary, in What's the funniest WiFi network name you've seen?

“No somos los marihuanos” (We’re not the stoners)

(But they were)

Ankorite, in What's the funniest WiFi network name you've seen?

Go! Go! Gadget internet!

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