fart,

gun

breadsmasher,
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Ah the american classic shoe

Gamers_Mate, (edited )

The ability for them to easily be repaired and recycled unlike the throw away shoes companies make now.

9715698,

It’s possible to buy repairable shoes. They are just not as trendy or cheap as the mass produced fast fashion counterparts.

BennyInc,

100% dirt and water repellant. Just stay clean and dry all the time.

Wumbologist,

The monkey’s paw curls. Your sweat is forever sealed within the shoes.

SgtAStrawberry,

Well it forget to make the shoes dirt and water repellant, but otherwise I have those. Not to bad if it isn’t to warm outside, grate autumn/spring early winter shoes.

TheFeatureCreature,
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Retractable ice spikes and claws!

FireTower, (edited )
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https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/7c51be22-01ed-4264-bb4d-12ce22144caf.jpeg

Not mine but saw a reddit post about them a while ago and saved this pic on my phone.

TheFeatureCreature,
@TheFeatureCreature@lemmy.world avatar

I want some.

Jimbabwe,

Secret pocket in the tongue to hide your drugs like my circa late 90’s Chad Muska éS that I tore to shreds skateboarding like an IDIOT!!

I’m old now and don’t need to hide my drugs in my shoe anymore, but those shoes were cool as hell

Globulart,

A limited run of 2023 muskas came out last month FYI. Could probably grab a pair still…

Jimbabwe,

Woah forreal?!

Globulart, (edited )

Yeah when I looked earlier they had most sizes left in the UK, not sure where you’re based but a quick Google should get you there.

Jimbabwe,

I’m buying a pair. Thanks dude you’re my hero!

pan_troglodytes,

they’d be like sandals, but with a lot of cushion - like walking on a porpoise. my palanquin bearers would wear them.

DarkMessiah,

Basically indestructible soles and insoles in terms of wear and tear, and an indestructible in general toe cap. Soft enough insoles to cushion, but firm enough to support. Light enough to use everywhere without feeling like I’m walking on King Kai’s planet. Self-tightening laces and mouth. GPS tracking in case I can’t find them or someone’s stolen them.

Alto,
@Alto@kbin.social avatar

Rocket shoes? Yeah, definitely rocket shoes

TheBananaKing,

Steel radial truck-tyre soles. Sick of wearing through them in a few months.

Fits my weird-shaped feet (wide fitting, deep through the instep).

Uppers squashy enough not to destroy my feet after an all-day hike, but hard-wearing enough not to fall apart.

shinigamiookamiryuu,

Ruby slippers

Blackout,
@Blackout@kbin.social avatar

A phone in the sole so I can smell what I've been stepping in while talking to my friends.

weariedfae,

I’d settle for perfectly comfortableshoes but for special features I’d have to say…

Okok

So they’re sandals. Perfect comfort and air flow but they have a forcefield to repel dirt, rocks, water, etc.

And I’m thinking like hiking sandals so good traction as well.

Yes, these would be the most perfect shoes ever.

LemmyIsFantastic,

Slip in (already a thing) and machine washable.

GeniusIsme,

I agree. With “Lemmy is fantastic” part, too.

LemmyIsFantastic,

It’s meh. It could be fantastic but communist have taken it over and it’ll die down over there next few years.

I hope to be proven wrong but this place is just going to end up being fancy forums after everyone bans every opinion they hate and defederates.

I’ll probably be back on Reddit inside a year 😑

aniki,

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  • LemmyIsFantastic,

    no u

    Jaytreeman,

    It's always the quintessential Redditor that complains about the fediverse.

    This place is so much more positive than Reddit. Maybe you'd notice your mood improve a bit if you tried to participate in a positive way.

    Frog-Brawler,
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    Good soles that don’t fall off while walking.

    Usernameblankface, (edited )
    @Usernameblankface@lemmy.world avatar

    Something breathable like canvas but it is more durable than leather. The soles are as tough as possible while staying flexible enough to accommodate squatting. The soles are designed to be replaced multiple times without damaging the rest of the shoes.

    It would have a composite protective toe, few to no seams, and laces that can snug it up to your foot if you tug them and hook them, but the shoes would stay on if you don’t do anything to the laces. Like, they just wouldn’t be as supportive without snugging them up.

    It would have aggressive arch supports, or else come with several different inserts for different arch support needs.

    Also, very wide toe box designed around normal toes, not squashing toes into a narrow or unnaturally shaped space.

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