guacupado,

Drop a couple nukes on planets in a predictable order with a predictable time in between. They’ll reach out sooner or later once we get close enough.

gravitas_deficiency,

They’re probably waiting for us to get past the Great Filter.

hperrin,

Transmit math equations into space, but make them all just a little wrong. If someone’s out there, they’ll come by to correct us.

jacktherippah,

Marcoooooo

SnokenKeekaGuard,
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Say ‘Marco’ out really loud

rhythmisaprancer,
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This reminds me of the six possibilities for extra terrestrial life, one of which is everyone is listening and no one is broadcasting.

Kolanaki, (edited )
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Start launching nukes into space in all directions. Don’t stop until someone outside Earth complains.

Or maybe just transmit a radio signal that says “Marco.”

Timwi,
@Timwi@kbin.social avatar

Humans have shown time and time again in their history that they are expansionist, imperialistic assholes. For aliens to be spooked, we only need to show that tendency on a cosmic scale. If we start sending out probes or even manned missions to far away places that are barely likely to support life, we will instantly label ourselves as greedy conquerors. As soon as a colony of ours starts sending out new missions to create even more colonies, that's when all civilizations, even the less advanced, realize that we're the first stage of a cosmic cancer that must be nipped in the bud at all costs.

Spesknight,

Re-elect Trump

bulwark,

If we launched a rocket at them with our garbage, or maybe our political leaders.

morphballganon,

Certainly not destroying ourselves or our own planet. We’re already doing that.

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