What are some productive things to do when you wake up in the middle of the night and can't get back to sleep for a few hours?

I’m looking for suggestions that zombie-me could follow through with. The problem is I can barely bring myself to get out of bed, let alone do a useful task. It just wastes typically 2–5 hours of my life as I wait for tiredness to finally (re)take hold.

thorbot,

Jack it, then you can sleep again

Agent641,

Procrasturbation is unhealthy

thorbot,

Brain-dead response. That isn’t even procrastinating. What are we procrastinating here, chastity? Release is good for you.

Sabre363,

But it’s a hell of a lot better than laying there listening to your own late night thoughts.

Lmaydev,

Not procrastinating and not unhealthy.

Valmond,

Who the hell thinks masturbation is bad in our mother of lords year 2000+?

And if you go down the hole and say that masturbating too much is bad, then:

A) Why are you not out there helping them?

B) Everything is bad if “too much”

Cheers

PS. Mine is go to the toilet, then go back to sleep. Or worst case, read the book I’m reading at the moment (touchy because of lighting, I should probably get one of those headlamps or something).

Agent641, (edited )

I dodnt say masturbation is unhealthy, I think its fine. Masurbating a lot can also be fine. But the intent determines if its healthy or unhealthy.

What I said was, procrasturbation is unhealthy. Just like eating because youre depressed, or drinking because youre lonely. If youre just doing it to get the endorphins, its not much different to any other substance or behaviour that can be abused. And its indicative of a coping behaviour for some underlying problem that isnt being constructively addressed.

Valmond,

What I think is unhealthy is that you, or anyone else, should decide when masturbation is ok or not lol.

mustbe3to20signs,

Try to stay awake. Sounds counterintuitive but forcing yourself to sleep is stressful by itself. Getting it of your mind can help.

oxjox,
@oxjox@lemmy.ml avatar

I had this happen to me this morning!

Was up at 4am and thought… oh! I can scan some of those old family photos I’ve been meaning to get to. Just ended up on my iPad reading the news and browsing Etsy and eBay for two hours instead. Every time, I remind myself I need to keep screens out of the bedroom.

Otherwise, if it’s nearly morning anyway, I find it a good time to listen to music and make playlists. If it’s too early, I’ll read a book.

bighi,

You work to strengthen unions and take down capitalism.

aodhsishaj,
NocturnalMorning,

Move to the couch, and read a boring book if you can’t sleep. Don’t do anything stimulating or chances are it will make it harder to eventually go back to sleep.

Nemo,

Read a book!

netburnr,
@netburnr@lemmy.world avatar

Yup, it tires the eyes, great for getting back to sleep

Markimus,

Mindfulness practice, set the intention to consciously watch everything your mind is doing.

This kind of practice may also help with getting back to sleep.

theKalash,

Well, if the plan is to eventually continue to sleep, I’d say nothing. Once you get up and start doing something you will just get more awake and it will taken even longer to fall back asleep.

lautan,

Do laundry?

Newguy,

Sleep in the laundry room?

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