shinigamiookamiryuu,

Would it be cheating if I chose Nero Caesar since he technically was a musician and would perform in the colosseums under threat of death?

Pratai,

Why would anyone in their right mind want to?

Delphia,

Ian Watkins.

Pratai,

Who?

LowtierComputer,

The singer of 30 Seconds to Mars

Mr_Blott,

Simon Cowell

The cunt worked out how to make millions from gouging money from kids with cheaply produced pop, and caused a massive collapse in the quality of the British music scene, from which it’s never really recovered

It was the only good thing left Simon 🤨

cabbage,
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Phil Spector. His wall of sound bullshit caused decades of potentially amazing albums to sound like shit, and he's a terrible person who has brought nothing on the world that's worth keeping.

LesserAbe,

What about his Christmas album

GraniteM,

I’d do the inverse of this and see what might have happened if Charles Manson had had a successful music career. I heard an album of his songs and they were actually pretty good, kind of a mix of The Beach Boys and The Doors. Maybe if he’d sold some more songs then he wouldn’t have gone into the whole murder cult thing.

But then again maybe it would have positioned him to be way worse and we’re actually living in the universe where somebody stopped Manson from achieving true wealth and power and like leading a nationwide death cult or something.

llamapants,

Bono. He’s the biggest piece of shit.

qyron,

I can not motivate myself to dislike more U2.

Ejh3k,

I’d straight up yesterday the Beatles. Fuck’em.

qyron,

That would meam a lot of derivatives would never come to be.

It’s like saying you would like to eclipse the Sex Pistols or Black Sabbath.

Ejh3k,

Yes please.

qyron,

I discovered Black Sabbath late in life and don’t find that time as wasted. They’re the grandaddy’s of heavy metal.

And the Sex Pistols created punk, from which we got grunge, that gave us Nirvana.

iamericandre,

The Ramones were the ones who created punk.

BreadOven,

No. Unless you’re being sarcastic. Then, sure.

Ejh3k,

Jesus fucking Christ. Sex pistols in no way, shape, or form, created punk.

ForgotAboutDre,

I thought it was funny in the movie that oasis also didn’t exist.

elucidated_block,

Rick Astley - I can give him up

bravesirrbn,

Never

elucidated_block,

He might let you down though

MisterNeon,
@MisterNeon@lemmy.world avatar

Black Eyed Peas, I feel like that band was forced on me for like a decade.

HurlingDurling,
@HurlingDurling@lemmy.world avatar

ICP

deadbeef79000,

The “C” is for cringe.

BodePlotHole,

Tool.

The band itself is fine. Their fans however…

kinther,
@kinther@lemmy.world avatar

This one hurt me as a Tool fan

Anamnesis,

Went to a Tool concert ahout six months ago. It was pretty clear that they were not fans of their fans.

Grayox,
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Johann Sebastian Bach

kinther,
@kinther@lemmy.world avatar

Why Bach?

Grayox,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

Because he was so influential it would have untold interesting ripple effects.

minibyte,

I nearly said Chuck Berry for that reason.

whostosay,

MFs out here speedrunning any% no music runs

solrize, (edited )

I won’t say his name but I stopped someone’s musical career once. He was an up and coming young guitarist, getting performing gigs here and there, and teaching guitar students to help pay his bills while waiting for a break. I took some lessons from him and as part of general chatting it came out that I worked with computers. He thought that was interesting and asked good questions, so I brought him some programming books. He became a full time programmer a couple months later and a very good one too. I’m glad it worked out for him, but I always wonder what we lost.

SeabassDan,

Which books? Also, how long ago was this?

solrize,

This was decades ago. I don’t remember the specific books but they were about programming in C. By now that is considered a neckbeard language. The first thing the guy did, with like zero experience, was write a video compression program in C.

Empricorn,

Did… Did you create Bill Gates and Windows??

solrize,

Nah, Windows was supposedly inspired by NASCAR. Bill saw how people loved seeing constant crashes, and he got an idea…

myfavouritename,

My coach used to tell the story of a really promising track and field athlete who might have had a serious shot on the world scene, but quit to play in his band called The Barenaked Ladies. I never fact checked that, so I have no idea if it was true or not. But it stuck with me because it made me think of all the people who might have been incredible in one field or another who just never gave it a shot.

Dagwood222,

“Ike At The Mike” by Howard Waldrop. Award winning short story. An elderly Dwight Eisenhower is invited to the White House. Ike famously gave up his West Point cadetship to become a jazz musician. Among the attendees honoring him is the young Elvis A. Presley, Senator from Mississippi.

XEAL,

Yoko Ono

mynamesnotrick,

Eeeeeeee oooooooooo eeeeeeeeeeeee oooooooooo eeeeee - oko nono

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