Anyone else do "last chance socks"?

That thing where you put on a fresh pair of socks and one has a hole so you think well I went to all that trouble to pull it on, this will be your last day little buddy, I’ll just throw it away after I wear it today.

Last chance underwear happen now and again as well but I guess it depends on where the hole is.

AA5B, (edited )

Depends on whether the socks are paired up. If I grab a pair, I feel like I’m committed so this is their last chance (assuming I remember at the end of the day). If a sock was just thrown in the drawer and I still need to search for a pair, it goes immediately

NaoPb,

I do. But then I forget about it when I take them off and the cycle continues.

blazeknave,

This guy blazeknaves

Stalinwolf,
@Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca avatar

Yeah, because my wife and I are pieces of shit and put off laundry until I have no other option.

intensely_human,

[alarms screaming, red lights pulsing all over the bridge]

“Thirty seconds to impact!”

“Captain, if we don’t begin laundry now we won’t have time to fold. We could lose the entire load”

“Acknowledged, Lieutenant Worf”

“Shall I order Engineering to begin loading the machines?”

“Twenty seconds to impact!”

“Negative. Data are you still hailing them?”

“No response, sir”

“Worf. Detergent”

Yes, sir” [his hands fly across the controls] “Pod is loaded”

“Commence laundry on my mark”

“Ten seconds to impact!”

“Awaiting your order sir”

“Hold, Lieutenant”

Sir …”

“…”

“Five seconds!”

“now”

spittingimage,
@spittingimage@lemmy.world avatar

There was a time in my life when all my socks had holes in them, because sock money didn’t come easy. Took a while after those days ended for me to realise I can buy socks that go all the way around my foot any time I want.

intensely_human,

Take it to a whole new fucking level dude: subscriptions socks delivery.

spittingimage,
@spittingimage@lemmy.world avatar

🤯 I had no idea that was a thing!

intensely_human,

I mean if it’s not you and I are gonna be rich

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