Muscle_Meteor,

This is what i have to do to log into microsoft fuckin teams on my work laptop when i work from home…

  1. Unencrypt my laptop hardrive
  2. Log into my OS
  3. Log into the VPN
  4. Log into teams
  5. Use the authenticator app on my phone to enter the code that is on my screen
  6. Use my fingerprint on my phone to verify that i am the person using my phone…

Step 5 was introduced a few months ago because the other steps weren’t secure enough. This is why half my colleagues aren’t available when they work from home…

I suggested that we just use slack as our work chat and leave teams as a red herring to dissapoint extremely talented hackers.

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