What nicknames have you been given?

Shower thought … if the government is truly listening to us all 24/7, what nicknames would they give you?

I imagine mine would be something along the lines of tone deaf as when I’m on my own, I’m constantly singing.

I could just imagine them speaking to each other in their call centre sighing and saying to each other: “Oh here we go again Tone Deaf is ruining another song”

What would yours be?

dingus,

Probably Boring

jcdenton,
@jcdenton@lemy.lol avatar

Nice try fed not getting me that easily

thelsim,
@thelsim@sh.itjust.works avatar

I just asked ChatGPT and based on my personality quirks I’ve been assigned the nickname:
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GIGGLE GYRATOR

Oh well, could be worse :)

sagrotan,
@sagrotan@lemmy.world avatar

The weird piper - in constantly whistling & my wife says, I’ve never hit one right note, and she’s got pitched hearing, she must know.

WeLoveCastingSpellz,

Mine would be terrorist If I wasn’t privacy concious >:3 (this is a joke please don’t add me in a list xoxo)

Meho_Nohome,
@Meho_Nohome@sh.itjust.works avatar

I’ll just need you to verify your address, please.

Pons_Aelius,

1060 W Addison St, Chicago, IL

PetDinosaurs,

That’s a reference I haven’t heard in a long time.

thorbot,

Hey, Hey You, Hey Guy, Fuck You, Fuck you Guy

creditCrazy,
@creditCrazy@lemmy.world avatar

See that guy over there yea I call him hey hey you hey guy fuck you fuck you guy. Yea it’s a very long nick name but that’s what stuck

dotslashme,

Probably resting bitchface if they do video surveillance. If audio only, most likely Mr talks-to-himself

shinigamiookamiryuu,

Knotty because of how complicated I come off as.

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