Nurse_Robot,

D or E

qwertyqwertyqwerty,

I alternate cookie and milk bites/sips so I have a crunch that suddenly melts when in my mouth. I don’t like biting into sogginess.

Clusterfck,

Drop them all in at once and slowly sip the milk. Enjoy the delicious at the bottom when finished.

sin_free_for_00_days,

I stick a fork through the middle, then try to get as close to the cookie falling off as I can.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod,
@Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

Stick a fork in the cream, hold it under until the bubbles stop.

Xariphon,

This is me too.

medgremlin,

Other people have given me a hard time for using that as the metric for when they’re done. It’s not my fault they interpret it as me drowning the cookie.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod,
@Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

I’m surprised Oreo hasn’t done a Halloween ad campaign about how people eat their cookies: Hold it under until the bubbles stop, twist its head off, eat it in tiny nibbles.

medgremlin,

Pro tip: if there’s an Aldi near you, get the Benton’s sandwich creme cookies. They’re so much better than Oreos and way cheaper.

dmention7,

Dude, the Benton’s maple creme sandwich cookies… Omg

Aldi has quite a few house brands that are fantastic and (relatively) cheap.

CM400,

Reeces did that many years ago.

Edit: youtu.be/PdtaThCpyPM?si=-HY2jUdWoBmROuO5

surewhynotlem,

Keep going. I’m getting there.

Lev_Astov,
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I like to bite off just a little of the top and bottom of the sandwich cookie to aid in airflow/flooding, since the baked finish is sometimes nearly air tight.

_dev_null,
@_dev_null@lemmy.zxcvn.xyz avatar

Just like your hookers.

TheLonelyWonderer,

Just 3 seconds. The Oreos manufactured in my part of the world are very porous and absorb liquid way too fast, and I don’t like having my cookie crumble and break into my beverage just mere milliseconds away from touching my lip.

Extrasvhx9he,

I’m one of those monsters that eats the oreo and then washes down with milk. No dipping

favrion,
@favrion@lemmy.world avatar

I’m one of those monsters that eats it raw.

lvxferre,
@lvxferre@lemmy.ml avatar

I’m one of those monsters that don’t usually eat oreos.

Never saw the appeal - I prefer sweeter, chocolate or strawberry-flavoured sandwich cookies instead. (Kind of weird given that I tend to gravitate towards bitter food.)

ericisshort,

Raw, microwaved, fried, frozen or drowned - there’s no wrong way to eat an Oreo.

s3rvant,
@s3rvant@kbin.social avatar

Opposite here: crush some in a cup, fill with milk and eat with a spoon

Shardikprime,

You forgot to cut it with the blockbuster card before sniffing

baduhai,

I rarely dip, I mostly put the dry oreo in my mouth and take a sip.

favrion,
@favrion@lemmy.world avatar

I like dry Oreos, especially when they are on the verge of being stale and they soften.

SinningStromgald,

Till the cookie is mushy but not so mushy it falls apart.

otter,

Chocolate chip cookies for me, and as long as I can before it starts to fall apart.

I like playing chicken with them

metaStatic,

Tim Tam SLAM

Shardikprime,
  • 3 seconds: normal human bean
  • 5 seconds: borderline philistine, yet understandable
  • 10 seconds: I will gawk in incredulity at your shenanigans
  • 15 seconds: you are an absolute Madlad
  • 30 seconds: you revolting against what? And what for? Do you even have principles?
  • longer: who hurt you?
flicker,

Dip a chocolate digestive in tea for maybe two full seconds and it is absolute glory.

morphballganon,

I’m perfectly happy with 5 seconds, or not dipping at all. Eat cookie, drink milk. Still enjoyable one after the other.

My wife’s a 5-second dipper, though, so I have adopted her practice when she’s around.

SavageJomama,

I like to dip it far enough that my fingers are in the milk a little too so that I can feel once the oreo starts to get soft.

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