Pitcairn. I mean just look at it, sitting idly while everyone else battles it out with each other, perfect for those of us, myself included, who aren’t too pleased with the main players. It’s also one of the first places to have equal rights. And yet it suffers underpopulation and a declining population, as well as ridicule for some reason, including as a banned AskReddit topic. If countries were humans like in Hetalia, Pitcairn would be the fairest of them all.