yenahmik,

Question is: Who woke her for her shift?

Rolando, (edited )

The Wokemen.

(but who woke the Wokemen?)

Edit: now that I think about it, they probably just used a “woke agenda”.

257m,

Well its obvious she just stays up all night. She doesn’t need sleep. In fact sleep is deathly scared of her and has been for a while.

OfficerBribe,

As per this article:

“The knocker uppers were night owls and slept during the day instead, waking at about four in the afternoon,” says author Richard Jones.

Onii-Chan,
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It's pea shooters all the way down.

feedum_sneedson,

The knocker-upper knocker-upper, I’m not joking.

HerbalGamer,
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Fellow QI fan?

feedum_sneedson,

That could well be where I heard it!

HerbalGamer,
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feedum_sneedson,

I remember, yes that’s the one.

Sakychu,

Freaking Alarm clock are stealing our jobs!

Deceptichum,
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I doubt workers could afford much, and it probably took a few, so they must be some cheap arse peas to use as ammo.

detalferous,

She was a knocker upper

(Which is a real name for this job, not a joke)

Doorbook,

How to apply for this job?

PugJesus,
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Just show up one day, start doing it, and demand money.

gatelike,

I like to think that she shot peas all the time while walking and sitting at home. Obviously she would never miss and is particularly good at ricochet combos.

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