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Prewash_Required, in You have a point

Why ten seconds? Am I about to ride a rodeo bull?

Dagnet,

Nah, it’s about how long he lasts during sex

usualsuspect191, in Conscientious

Te key?

wafflez,

I think its just the overly cutsey way of saying “the.” But could definitely still just be a typo

Peppycito,

Proofreading is tomorrow’s task.

DarkDarkHouse,
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It’s OK, he’ll get it right tomorrow

runjun, (edited ) in Moms are the best

This is very sweet for them. If I imagine it happening to me, it makes me want to shrivel up.

time_fo_that,

I’d die of second-hand embarrassment

Jomega, in only one wish required

“I wish to switch bodies with my master.”

“I wish they could no longer talk.”

runswithjedi, in only one wish required
SketchySeaBeast,
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I love my cats, but I ain’t giving them that power.

ThePantser, in Strength of character
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Strength 10, Intelligence 10, Charisma 10, Wisdom 10

DarkGamer,
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10 is average, in D&D anyway

Yondoza,

That guy is not lacking in any way!

bruhduh,
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Which edition

DarkGamer,
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I believe every edition, from 1-5e

bruhduh,
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Thank you

RIP_Cheems, in Their personalities complement each other
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Never have I loved an image more.

theotherone, in Hand-holding Mittens
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She wants you to take up knitting, I’m pretty sure.

MaliciousKebab,

I just started learning knitting today, I’m gonna make so many hats. Loving it so far.

jose1324, in Just a blimp

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andy_wijaya_med, in Black olive birthday
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Much salt. ಠ_ಠ

chemicalwonka,
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thks for your comment, sir

HiddenLayer5, (edited )
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Eh pizza from these types of restaurants already isn’t that healthy to begin with and your body can more than tank the effects of an occasional special treat like this.

Just remember to drink a lot of water.

Chocrates,

It’s salty before the 10 lbs of olives, this is gonna be like licking a salt block, regardless of the health consequences.

Speaking of, wasn’t there an article on lemmy the other day saying the studies on salt and blood pressure are not actually that conclusive?

Uh… Asking for a friend

evranch,

Who’s to say there’s a problem with licking a salt block? You’re out there in the pasture sweating in the hot sun and there it is, all tempting and shiny and blue…

The only issue is the shiny comes from the cow slobber

thisisnotgoingwell,

Yeah but who’s gonna eat a whole pizza by themselves? They probably had two slices like a normal person and ate the rest the next day.

😶‍🌫️

andy_wijaya_med,
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Jarix,

Probably less salty still than these things!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salty_liquorice?wprov=sfla1

Sabata11792, in And I love him
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My aunt and unkle had kittens around one Thanksgiving and placed one in my arms...

ExfilBravo,

How could you say no to that cute little face? You couldn’t.

Sabata11792,
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I could not, now Neth'sin the Ethernal Tormenter bothers me for food all day.

Nastybutler, in Surrogate pinky

Where’s her wedding ring?

fluxion,

She’s not married.

Grayox, in Unlimited power!
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Crocheting is so much fun! Super cheap to get started with budget yarn and a cheap crocheting hook, and with all of the free tutorials on YouTube the sky is the limit.

ickplant,
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What they’re not telling is, before long you will be spending your whole paycheck on yarn. Soft, scrumptious, luxurious yarn. You think this won’t happen to you, but it will. Just you see.

Grayox,
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Yeah about that… I wilded out at Joanne’s buying a shit ton of yarn they had on sale for Black Friday. Super excited to do a Temperature Blanket in 2024 though.

ickplant,
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Oh, how much I relate to this comment. I am also super excited for you to make a temperature blanket! Please show it off when it’s finished - what crochet community are you a part of?

Grayox, (edited )
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So stoked to get started on it, currently in the planning stage, haven’t decided what stitch, yarn, or weight I want to use yet, but I’m pretty sure im going to use the daily High Temp. Not currently a part of any communities would love it if Lemmy had a crochet instance, but i dont have the mental capacity to create and moderate it, currently just watching YouTube tutorials to learn. I’ve only completed 2 shawls and a head band so far, but i just started a sweater vest with Caron Jumbo’s peacock yarn using V stitches. First time winging it on a piece, so excited!!!

ickplant,
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Have you checked out crochet!crochet? They seem pretty active. And if you ever get into knitting, there is !knitting. I’m so excited for you, I know that feeling when you are thinking of a big project, and it’s starting to become reality!

Grayox,
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Thanks for the recommendations, just gave em both a sub!!!

ickplant,
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Noice! I’m subbed to both, and I will be on the lookout for your blanket in a year!

Nougat,

One of my kids started crocheting like ... six weeks ago? She's been making little animals, keychains, hats, and is selling them at craft shows to fund a school choir trip in the spring. I'm absolutely amazed.

@snaptastic Please let me know if this comment meets your relevancy standards.

Grayox,
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Since @snaptastic isn’t responding, Ill say it. This comment is relevant af.

Nougat,

I think you meant @snaptastic, and thank you.

Waraugh,

I would like to get into it but I’m really nervous I’ll blow money on another hobby that doesn’t go anywhere or I’ll suck too bad to make anything. It just seems like magic that someone can fiddle with a needle and make shapes on purpose.

Grayox,
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Watch a few YouTube tutorials of easy crochet projects and just buy the bare essentials for that project. You can get what you need to make your own beanie for around $15. Its super easy to undo your work and start over from the point where you messed up. Personally its really good for my anxiety. I started it a few weeks ago and have already made 2 shaws, one for me and one for my partner and a head band. Currently working on a sweatervest and a beanie. Its seriously so good for my mental health cant recommend it enough.

Waraugh,

Thank you, it sounds like the perfect hobby for what I’m looking for and I appreciate your advice and reassurance.

Grayox,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

You are ever so Welcome!! It is literally the only thing that gets me out of bed on bad mental health days.

Yamainwitch,

I would put it out there to your friends/family that you’re interested in trying it out, I’ve found my knitting/crocheting friends have their older and entry level supplies they will happy to lend or give away.

ickplant,
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Starting is super cheap - it really only starts to get expensive once you get into really nice yarns and make a lot of pieces, which you absolutely don’t have to do. It’s a lot of fun!

kras,
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Holding and keeping tension is the hardest part so don’t let that put you off if you start. This guy made a very helpful starting out guide and it’s completely free. crocheting101.com

rustydrd, (edited ) in Wholesome submission
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They got some real gems in that list: 41, 59, 70, 92, 138 are all absolute winners. https://serc.mnhs.org/flags

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
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How can you leave out 76, 183, 223, or 253?

agamemnonymous, (edited )
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91, 118,119, 134/182(332),163, 291, 313, 340, 416, 445. That’s just on the first 5 pages. For bonus, consider every submission which isn’t itself just the flag design (e.g. 4, 6, 32, 96, etc) as, itself, the flag design.

Hamartiogonic,
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I’m pretty sure some people were clearly aiming for the FF tier.

Too much detail ✅ Write stuff on it ✅ Use the word Minnesota ✅ Also add the year ✅

SayJess, in Wholesome submission
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Bruh. I hope that good boy/girl wins!

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