Hank has standards
shiveyarbles, How come the dwarves just dig a tunnel under Mordor straight into the lava tubes of Mt Doom?
Kolanaki, 
What was stopping Gandalf just opening a portal straight over the lava and tossing the ring in?
rustydomino, 
Because Aperture Labs didn’t open until the 1950s duh.
MegaUltraChicken, I blame Elrond. He should’ve drop kicked Isildur’s ass right into the volcano.
can,
JCreazy, Lol that was completely unexpected
jenny_ball, 
lolll yes. i don’t know though it’s still a valid question. but i have to say, reading the novels, i didn’t really question it. however once i saw the films, i couldn’t help questioning it.
JCreazy, I’ve always read that it was because the eagles were way too important to be a taxi service.
uid0gid0,
ooterness, It’s my book, and they’ll walk if I tell them to!
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