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Shamefortheshameless, in Some questions are better left unanswered

When I’m just a little bit sick I have a mixed drink using NyQuil that I like to call the Jolly Green Giant:
1 part whiskey
2 parts ginger ale
30ml NyQuil (you’ll want to reduce this amount if having multiple)
Several dashes lemon juice
Garnish with lemon wedge

Enjoy!

usualsuspect191, in Please stop

Deviled eggs with olives

DJDarren, in Not today, sorry.

Over here in the UK we don’t tip as a rule, unless we’ve been directly served by someone, and even then it’s mostly just to leave whatever change there may be.

But it’s become very fucking common for chain shops to ask if we want to round up to the nearest £ and donate that money to whichever charity they’re working with.

And my answer is always, always, no.

eltimablo, in Please stop

Watermarks are the bumper stickers of memes.

db2, in This is like a nightmare Romanticist version of David Hasselhoff eating that burger

Leaked screenshots of The Fly 3

narwhalperson, in Some questions are better left unanswered

Have you actually seen the video? It’s mostly about the exaggerated media coverage surrounding the nonexistent NyQuil chicken “trend”

Illegal_Prime, in No, I would like your multimillion dollar employer to, though...

Me who exclusively uses self checkout and never does this (in no small part due to the no button being bright red.)

adam, (edited ) in let them have it.
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No matter what I’m doing on my computer, I’ll always hide it when someone enters my room

alphapuggle, in That damned smile

I’m reading this from the temporary floor mattress, this feels targeted at me

pugsnroses77, in These labels mean much less than you'd think

ill just stick with my beans and rice 1000005615

SnowdenHeroOfOurTime, in The nerve of these corporations

I always refuse based on principle. You’re really going to guilt me in public into giving a few cents even though you’re a corporation who could easily afford millions or billions? Fuck you.

ILikeBoobies, in Plane goes brrrr

Don’t use a straw at all; it’s less waste and more convenient

Gerbler, in Plane goes brrrr

Name one time we solved a systemic problem through individual action. You solve systemic problems with systemic solutions.

yaminoEXE, in More people died by the spear than the sword, and if you don't like my opinion, I'll shove it up your ass with sharp stick!

Chinese Soldiers: “What if we put a sword on a stick and call it a day?”

EmperorHenry, in Not today, sorry.
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That tip won’t go to the person serving you anyway

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