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FUCKRedditMods, in I wonder what they thought of furbies

I’m sure there’s some seagull out there with a 1000-yard stare who went through the most fucked up shit of his life in the 90’s and still remembers it like it was yesterday. He hangs out down by the bars and drinks discarded alcohol out of the trash, trying to forget, and then flies around drunk bumping into things.

The other seagulls look at him and shake their heads with pity “he used to be such a good gull… so full of promise.”

TransplantedSconie, in You kids would not remember.

The guy in the photo was raised by black sharecroppers, a target of an assassination, a multimillionaire inventor/carnival worker, and lost it all only to finally find his rhythm after being homeless and destitute.

You’d be gray haired too.

saltnotsugar, in I am a problem regardless

Your chances of being shanked by a raccoon are unlikely…but never zero.

HornyOnMain, in A moment of appreciation for a man who is undoubtedly the world's most successful promoter of Lemmy and the fediverse
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“The best union organiser is the boss” sort of vibe

LolaCat, in Don't get your hopes too high

There’s no better feeling than making a post to a dead community, and then suddenly tons of posts start flooding in lol.

b00m, in The most useful state comparison
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The most mooseful of informations

CrabAndBroom, in the way it is

As a Brit living in another country, I get this too. People make jokes about me liking Doctor Who, drinking lots of tea and having bad teeth.

How dare you but also that is completely accurate.

ComradeChairmanKGB, in A moment of appreciation for a man who is undoubtedly the world's most successful promoter of Lemmy and the fediverse
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Who is that young boy and why isn’t he in school?

Kalkaline, in Wedding pricing makes so much sense.
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Water from the tap: basically free

I_Has_A_Hat, in A moment of appreciation for a man who is undoubtedly the world's most successful promoter of Lemmy and the fediverse

What man? All I see is a greedy, little pig-boy.

HarkMahlberg, in All roads lead to Tlaxcala
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Geoguessr players seething

rotopenguin, in funny meme title
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jubilationtcornpone, in my precious!

Do not let your landlord steal your deposit.

  • Take pictures before you move in. Make sure to document any damage no matter how small.
  • Keep a signed copy of your lease in a safe place.
  • Leave the place in as good condition as it was when you found it. Make sure any specific items mentioned as part of the move out are addressed and that you can prove it.
  • Take pictures when you move out.
  • Research your states small claims court rules and procedures.
  • Sue landlord in small claims court if they try to steal your deposit.

I did this to a landlord who tried to rip us off with a bunch of bullshit fees after we left the house in immaculate condition. We tried talking to them and they wouldn’t even respond. It cost me about $100 for the court fee and to have them served. They must have known they fucked up because they paid up (deposit and court fees) almost immediately.

It pissed me off because I guarantee I’m not the first person they pulled that shit on.

doomkernel, in wait, it's all written down somewhere....

“We increase the disk/ram consumption, reinstalled edge for you (you can’t scape) and added a few ads somewhere. Have fun!”

scrubbles, in funny meme title
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Anytime this template is used I immediately assume the poster knows very little about women.

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