Yeah sorry, money is just so tight right now, we can’t find it in the budget…
By the way, this is Todd, your 3rd project manager. Should really help with increasing productivity and aligning with our new buisness strategy.
Oh, and your coworker Amy just put in her two weeks, so we will have to backfill that position sometime when the budget clears up. You can take on her responsibilities temporarily though.
Oh, and I’ll be in Ibiza for the next 3 weeks, talking to key internal stakeholders and top execs of our customers.
Should have fucking stamped out those pro slave traitors like what happened to the Nazi party in WW2. Should have tried all of them or firing squad.
Because Lincoln wanted to have the nation “heal”, we allowed them to have fucking monuments and buildings named after leaders and we still have “soUth wiLl RizE agayn” festering energy decades later…. Now they’re in our government this time.
living in the era of the Cold Civil War II is just great
Alright, so I’m studying to be a counselor, and one of the methods they taught us about using with little kids was called sand tray therapy. It’s where you put toys/dolls/objects in a small sandbox and ask the kids to tell a story with them. The idea is that they might not have the right words yet, but they can communicate ideas and emotions more easily in pretend play. Anyway, they show us a video of this little girl setting up a doll for her dad, her dad’s new girlfriend, and herself. The therapist asks her what would the scene be like if it were perfect…the little girl flicks her finger to knock the new girlfriend face down in the sand and walks off holding her dad’s hand; leaving the new girlfriend behind. And in that moment, I understood the power of sand tray therapy.
Potatoes revolutionized human agriculture once we discovered which parts of the plants weren’t poisonous. Unlike the human standard before that point, mostly grains, Potatoes can grow even on slopes and mildly rocky terrain.
Rich billionaire diddles teens. Gets caught, eventually, when the bribes and deals run out. Tries to kill himself in jail. Fails, gets put on suicide watch. Fights via his lawyers to get taken off of suicide watch, succeeds, immediately kills himself.
Dude treated life like an abusive roller coaster and got off when it stopped being fun. No conspiracies needed.
The version of this I always think of is the one in which you’re playing a video game and get stuck. And unlike today, where you might spend an hour before you give up and lookup a walkthrough, in the 90’s when you got stuck, you just… stayed stuck. Like, “well, I guess I’m going to spend the next week or two on the Water Temple running into every wall and bombing everything until hopefully something opens.” Oh and it turns out the solution is something you tried within the first 15 minutes but didn’t get quite right.
Decentralize. Democratize. Demonetize. Time for a new internet, a new gaming industry, and a way of sharing thoughts and ideas where clout is the least important factor.
Zoom: “wE cAnT cOlAbOrAtE iF wErE nOt In PeRsOn. We NeEd EmPloYeEs To ReTuRn tO tHe OfFiCe.”
They have stiff competition but this has to be one of the most incompetent boners I have ever seen pulled by a major corporation. Stating very clearly to the entire world that you have no confidence in your own product. If Eric Yuan (Zoom’s CEO) wasn’t the principle shareholder he probably would have been fired out of a cannon by now.
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