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GreenMario, in The call of the void is irresistible to toddlers

Little shits under 5 are preprogrammed to fucking try to kill themselves at post haste it fucking seems. That’s why I support using those damn leashes for your suicidal toddler.

How the fuck did humans become the apex species when their young is hell bent into rushing into a sabertooths mouth?

bleistift2,

Humans are also the ones publicly shaming parents for not removing their toddlers from sabertooths’ mouths.

Alexstarfire,

Had enough kids that eventually one didn’t do things like that.

GreenMario,

Maybe we were never supposed to protect em lol that’s why the world pop only got above a billion when we started introducing “Hey let’s not let the kids kill themselves” ideas and laws.

The little Jimmy that decided he wanted to pet the Gator didn’t grow up to be Jimothy Bodangles, PHD.

baldingpudenda,

You would think all those generations would have bred the suicidal tendencies out of toddlers. Instead we got easily fooled eyes and hackable dopamine drip.

Alexstarfire,

Mutations still occur. They aren’t all good. :)

neptune, in Happy Sunday

It’s almost like “hate the sin” means “judge people” which is something god did politely ask us not to do.

Grayox,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

God: Judge not lest ye be Judged.

Evangelicals: So anyways, I started Judgeing.

RedditRefugee69, (edited )

The only thing I will say is that this can be a bridge behavior. If we at least get them to think with love and caring. If they believe I am going to hell, I at least want them to feel like they wouldn’t do the same if they were in charge

In the internet and isolated from people who have different beliefs, it’s easy to forget that compromise is the only way forward without violence. In this case, not compromising freedom nor equality, but what you’re willing to tolerate in someone else’s beliefs

BabyVi,

In my experience the bigots tend to view it as a bridge the other way. It let’s them feel like they care whilst still pushing a destructive agenda. There is no compromise on the table, they just want you to submit.

LinkOpensChest_wav,

Ok and we shouldn’t be willing to tolerate someone believing LGBT+ is dirty or sinful. That’s a belief that causes much harm. Imagine a trans child having to grow up in a home with parents who tell them it is a sin. LGBTphobia leads to abuse, all the time, so we should not tolerate it.

Saying we should simply compromise is some blind privilege if I’ve ever seen it.

RedditRefugee69,

Look, I completely agree, but what alternative solution are you proposing? Violence? Or do you think memes will change their mind?

mayoi,

Violence has never not worked.

Seasoned_Greetings,

What a short sighted world view. There are so many people in prison explicitly because violence doesn’t work

Darkenfolk,

They just didn’t use enough violence ¯_(ツ)_/¯

AVincentInSpace,

I do not know how to explain to you that there can be no compromise between someone who wants to do or be a thing and a person who wants to make doing/being that thing illegal

RedditRefugee69,

There’s space between “it’s against my religion” and “make it illegal for everybody else”. Compromise is the former and leaving it at that

fastandcurious,

True, if you aren’t abusive/hateful, i can respect your beliefs and our differences…

nebula42, in lol
@nebula42@lemmy.world avatar

You don’t need a VPN when you use tor. In fact, it’s probably less secure since it’s going through a private server that might have a government black box hooked up. Also, no FBI or CIA agent is ever gonna tell you to use tor???

PleasantAura, (edited )

This guy has been spamming garbage everywhere. sh.itjust.works is a terrible instance with no moderation and this quality of post is pretty normal from users there. I don’t know why they haven’t been defederated en masse when other less spammy/disruptive instances that actually contribute to discussions have been.

velox_vulnus, (edited )

There’s also a lot of racist spam from that instance. I’ve seen multiple images targeting Indians with toilets and excretion, especially on !memes.

PleasantAura, (edited )

Honestly, your instance has gotten worse over time in that regard too. Lemmy.ml used to be one of the better instances in that regard but the influx of Reddit users caused quality to crater and weird propaganda-ish pro-America/pro-capitalism stuff (and, not coincidentally, more racist/transphobic stuff) to start flowing from .ml. Probably not anything worthy of any block/defederation because ml still has decent content and a lot of good users but I sometimes am surprised by the stuff that comes out of there.

Remmock,

Here from Reddit. That’s one seriously broad paintbrush you’re using.

ShitOnABrick,
@ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world avatar

Pro propaganda??? Pro amercia??? Pro captiliaist??? Wtf you on have you been on memes ml lately it’s mainly unfunny in my opinion tankie memes

ShitOnABrick,
@ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world avatar
SkySyrup,

This is pretty much you saying „defederate them“. bruh

SkySyrup,

You’re accusing thousands of good, active members over a few bad ones. Also defederation should not be thrown around lightly.

PleasantAura,

I didn’t say “defederate them”; I said that I didn’t know why other instances were defederated when that instance is worse. I intentionally didn’t say defederation is bad or good because that’s irrelevant.

Also, different people have different views on defederation and its relation to the Fediverse. In my experience, curating away from content harmful to your users is important to creating healthy communities.

SkySyrup,

I apologize for accusing you of wanting to defederate. I must have misread.

plague_sapiens,
@plague_sapiens@lemmy.world avatar

Tor traffic is for some ppl a no go. Better obfuscate it with bridges or use a VPN then.

Think of this: You’re hosting a darknet market and there’s lots of traffic going on your site. That Tor traffic can be used to find your server, which uses Tor connections and has a lot of Tor traffic. Oh w8 thats bad. With a VPN you can hide that lots of Tor traffic is coming from your server.

Certainly_No_Brit, (edited )

When using Tor over VPN, the data going through the VPN’s server is already encrypted for Tor, but your IP is visible to the “black box”. Your anonymity should theoretically still be in effect even if someone reads your traffic.

When using VPN over Tor, the data itself isn’t encrypted by Tor anymore, but the IP isn’t your original IP, but the exit node’s. Your anonymity depends on how you paid for the VPN (Monero > Cash by mail > Credit card).

There is no evidence that the Tor network is compromised by the US government. It’s an open source network run by many volunteers all over the world. No FBI or CIA agent is ever gonna tell you to use Tor.

Rustmilian, (edited )
@Rustmilian@lemmy.world avatar
jimmydoreisalefty, in Toes McYes

They got greedy, like many corps.

Sad to see what happened to GTA.

Haven’t played any GtA games in this decade.

Any play on emulators?

mustardman,

Haven’t played any GtA games in this decade.

Don’t worry, they only released one game this decade and it was 9 years and 11 months ago.

umbrella, in NWBTCW
@umbrella@lemmy.ml avatar

unexpectedly based

BananaPeal, (edited ) in Hoping I'm not actually needed
@BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works avatar

Bad Horse is watching you masturbate.

snor10,
visc, in apple users in a nutshell

Much better to use a phone running an os built by an advertising company who decided that “don’t be evil” just isn’t them anymore.

A product isn’t just what parts go inside.

The_Vampire,

“Hey man, this bad thing that X group does isn’t actually bad because their main competition, Y group, does something different that is also bad.”

troyunrau, in Factory
@troyunrau@lemmy.ca avatar

There is a mostly abandoned town called Snowflake, Manitoba, Canada. They bulldozed the school even.

Darkenfolk,

Great addition to the joke.

Amends1782, in Is this what people think about Tor browser?

TOR is just a browser, using Firefox as the base, and heavily modified and the special ability to access, but not required, what’s colloquially known as the dark web. What you choose to visit and do is on your, not TOR, or Firefox, or anyone else involved.

Schnabeltierpoet, in NWBTCW

Hm… When I woke up this morning I did not expect to see a Diebels-Alt-bottle in a meme today…

jaybone, in Every Job person now

Is “job person” a term now?

Kiosade,

People just HAVE to keep changing established terms to feel special, I guess. For example, I’ve noticed people used to say “X got that Win!”, then it changed to “Y fr earned that W”, and today I saw someone say “Z deserved that dub”.

Wonder what the next evolution could possibly be…

jaybone,

I guess I’m just old.

Rodeo,

Nah, it seems like a typo. But you are old, too.

TheRealLinga, (edited )

Fur real

Edit: this comment section is drip

SasquatchBanana,

This is just how language evolved. It is a human phenomena. The slang you picked up was also adapted from other phrases that someone of the older generation will deem more correct.

15liam20,

Tru dat

Deftdrummer,

Retardation.

GreenMario, in Factory

Yeah it’s called a church lol

tubaruco,

i dont think they reproduce there…

SapphironZA,

But they certainly get fucked there.

chemicalwonka, in Breaking
@chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Satan has only one job to do: Don’t let this bitch ever return to Earth, if he does it well he will be forgiven.

Certainly_No_Brit, in Streisandposting this after it was removed from its original home

The Nazis defeated the Nazis, just as Hitler killed WWII’s villain, Hitler! It’s all a big circle!

Omega_Haxors,

He didn’t kill himself in a vacuum. He did it because the soviets were coming to kick his ass.

PhictionalOne,

It wouldn’t surprise me if Putin uses Hitler skull as an ashtray.

Omega_Haxors,

Go away, feddit de.

sobanto,

What about nö?

YourFavouriteNPC,

🫡🇦🇹

cows_are_underrated,

We won’t.

DmMacniel,

Huh? What’s wrong with feddit.de?

Omega_Haxors,

They always leave the worst comments

DmMacniel, (edited )

I don’t think we do. Lemmy.ml on the otherhand…

IkarusHagen2,
@IkarusHagen2@feddit.de avatar

Nein, nein und nochmals ja!

hemko,

That’s because he was a honorable man. Captain always goes down with the ship o/

/s because there’s always someone taking it seriously

asg101, in Why not?

Makes just as much sense as any other cult.

Zink,

It makes way more sense than the other cults imo. Like, I won’t get disowned by my family if I change my mind, and in an emergency he can nourish me with his noodly appendage.

asg101,

he can nourish me with his noodly appendage.

Certainly sounds more appealing than the blood and body of zombie jebus, I will admit.

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