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feedum_sneedson, in The two most stolen items

“The Commons” would also work. I’m still sore about that, that was my god damn indigenous land.

altima_neo, (edited ) in The slow decline isn't slow anymore
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I feel like comic book movies in general, peaked. Marvel nor DC have made anything that gets close.

I think the big reason is that marvel had to make due with it’s B and C suite of characters, after they sold the rights of to their most popular franchises, like X-Men and Spiderman. They had to step their writing game up to overcome the limited popularity of the characters.

LemmyIsFantastic, in Communist Filth/Capitalist Filth

What a fun imagination you have here!

Grayox,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

Thanks, i pride myself on making innovative memes that point out the glaring hypocrisies of Capitalism in new and inventive meme formats. Thankfully the glaring hypocrisies of Capitalism have been around for decades giving me plenty of material for OC. /s

LemmyIsFantastic, (edited )

Have you tried non fiction?

Grayox,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

Lmao what is fictional about this?! Are you saying the homeless camps are fictional? Or are you saying the soviet priotitizing prefabricated apartments to increase housing supply is fictional?

bouldering_barista, in Go watch Invasion if you don't believe me

Only reason I use AppleTV is MLS. To be fair, they’ve done better than I expected so far, hoping improvements keep coming though.

shiveyarbles, in Every Job person now

I’ve saved enough to quit working, but I keep working for health insurance and the capitalist money hoarding mentality. In my mind I know I’d be happier retiring early, but my lifetime of hoarding won’t allow me to endure the opportunity cost.

daftwerder, in Israhell's fate

May netanyahu, Israel’s right wing politicians, and the entire IDF rot in hell for eternity 🙏

some_guy, in I value this meme at eleventy billion and won't take a cent less
cannedtuna, in Think we should intervene?

Wtf was even the idea behind even making the source picture??? Fucking bizarre

spader312,

Looks like Jehovah Witness Doomsday persecution propaganda

Potatos_are_not_friends,

JW love rapture porn

friek,

Maybe canned tuna is the answer.

Gentoo1337,
@Gentoo1337@sh.itjust.works avatar

They probably meant that angels are judging the cops actions? Idk

hydroptic,

I did an image search and you were right, it’s jehova’s witnesses: wol.jw.org/en/wol/d/r1/lp-e/2022240

“During the great tribulation, Gog of Magog’s forces may try to assault us in our homes. But we can take comfort in knowing that Jesus and his angels are aware of what is happening and will defend us”

Allrighty then.

frezik, (edited )

Ex JW here. This is depicting one of the steps in their equivalent to the Rapture. It goes something like this:

  • The UN activates as a full world government, and decides to destroy all religion (if you know the slightest bit about the UN, you can see how absurd this is before we get to anything else)
  • After clearing out everything else, the UN suddenly realizes that Jehovah’s Witnesses are still around
  • They attack JWs (what OP’s picture depicts), but God intervenes to protect them supernaturally
  • Jehovah wins and tosses Satan in a deep pit
  • Earth is transformed over 1000 years into a paradise. Nobody dies, and previous righteous people are resurrected.
  • At the end of that, Satan is let out again for a final judgment of humanity
  • Satan is killed off for good. Any human survivors live forever on a paradise Earth.

Gog of Magog comes from Ezekiel 38. From the New World Translation: "The word of Jehovah again came to me, saying: 2 “Son of man, set your face against Gog of the land of Maʹgog, the head chieftain of Meʹshech and Tuʹbal, and prophesy against him. 3 Say, ‘This is what the Sovereign Lord Jehovah says: “Here I am against you, O Gog, head chieftain of Meʹshech and Tuʹbal. "

Then, the term pops up again in Revelation 20: “7 Now as soon as the 1,000 years have ended, Satan will be released from his prison, 8 and he will go out to mislead those nations in the four corners of the earth, Gog and Maʹgog, to gather them together for the war. The number of these is as the sand of the sea.”

So Gog is basically another term for Satan in this reading. Though Ezekiel seems to be talking about a people from a specific place.

As a side note, “But we can take comfort in knowing…” is a common phrase in their writing, and I get a little twitch every time I read it.

rambling_lunatic,

Good job on getting out of the JW. I heard it is damned difficult.

hydroptic,

Wait, wait, wait: is this seriously what JWs believe? I honestly don’t know much about them except that they’re somehow weird.

Also fun (???) tidbit, that “But we can take comfort in knowing” phrase.

spader312, (edited )

Yes 100%. Born and raised. You grow up your entire life thinking the world is going to end in a few years. Why goto college if the world will end and it won’t serve you in the new system? We grow up in terror, see a storm out the window… Is it Armageddon? Constant fear.

Not to mention the fear of being exiled from your friends and family if you “sin”. My childhood was lost because I didn’t get to celebrate Christmas or Halloween, or goto my friends house from school, or watch Harry Potter or play Pokemon. Instead we went to church twice a week, went knocking door to door at least once a week in the heat and humidity, and did book study once a week where we read their literature and answer simple minded questions about it. Sundays were non-existent because we spent the entire day partaking in those activities.

hydroptic, (edited )

Shit, I had no idea. That sounds like a fairly anxiety-inducing way to live.

Around the Cretaceous period when I was in elementary school, I had a classmate who was in the JW and their life did sort of seem pretty drab compared to the rest of us, at least based on what they talked about, but I guess it’s no surprise that they didn’t much venture into the whole Armageddon thing for example, being 7–9yo at the time.

spader312, (edited )

It is anxiety inducing, it’s hard to even realize it because they always keep you busy. And they discourage you from having friends outside the religion and teach you that people outside have miserable lives, they only do drugs, drink alcohol and have sex. Anyone outside is only nice to you because they want to take advantage of you.

Youre taught to be scared of the outside world so you never explore it and realize that normal people really are just normal and most people are actually very friendly and want to help each other, and are a million times less judgemental than other JWs.

In other words, it’s a cult.

frezik,

I’m still disappointed in the relative lack of orgies since getting out. I WAS PROMISED ORGIES, DAMMIT!

hydroptic, (edited )

It’s like the “anti drug education” a lot of us had to sit through as a kid. WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE FREE DRUGS I WAS PROMISED DEALERS WERE HANDING OUT???

frezik,

Yup, that’s their whole outline of the end days. Supposed to happen in the lifetime of people alive in 1914, and there’s a whole thing about how they’ve managed to extend that deadline.

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Well, the oldest person currently alive was born in 1907, so there’s still time!

hydroptic, (edited )

The people inside the house look like they all have dark hair. Maybe in the original it’s angels guiding and protecting righteous immigration cops while they’re arresting dangerous illegal immigrants (ie flashbanging toddlers)?

edit: nope lol it’s jehova’s witnesses: “During the great tribulation, Gog of Magog’s forces may try to assault us in our homes. But we can take comfort in knowing that Jesus and his angels are aware of what is happening and will defend us”

Annoyed_Crabby,

That name and your meme makes the angle looks like the audience of some reality show lol.

it’s jehova

https://media.tenor.com/8JyhyoSrhKwAAAAC/stoning-stone.gif

hydroptic,

All I did was say to my wife, “that piece of halibut was good enough for Jehova!”

Rolando,

You’re only making it worse for yourself!

PolandIsAStateOfMind,
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cannedtuna,

Wild. Thanks for the follow up

Vilian,

Jesus and his angels are aware of what is happening and will defend us" lmao, they gonna het flashbanged so hard

hydroptic,

Maybe they didn’t contribute enough to the collection last time

tourist,
@tourist@lemmy.world avatar

she gog on magog until I tribulate

DoucheBagMcSwag, (edited )

Persecution fetish.

Some religious folks believe that at the “end of days” everyone who doesn’t follow the NWO religion or doesn’t have the mark of the beast will be persecuted. If you look very closely you can see the family in the house if praying with their heads down…. meanwhile these are the same people attempting to self fulfill their own prophecy by integrating religion into government

ieightpi,

Fuck I never looked at it that way before. To think they fear this future, yet they are the potential cause of this distopian future

Sylvartas,

Also these people, who are so adamant in their beliefs that the State is out to get them (or will be in the near future) are almost always in favor of militarizing police and giving them more power in general, if not straight up pushing for it.

Persecution fetish indeed.

Chakravanti,

It seems that they like it like that…

…revelation wasn’t a prediction. Apparently it was a fetish.

HiddenLayer5,
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Some religious folks believe that at the “end of days”

I’ve legit heard arguments along the lines of “you shouldn’t care about climate change because the rapture’s going to be any day now. The fact that scientists are still advocating for bullshit like eliminating fossil fuels instead of repenting shows that they’re working for the devil trying to drag you to hell with them.”

AVincentInSpace, in The only FOSS browser with extensions

I’ve been using Ruffle (ruffle.rs) to play Flash games on mobile for a while. Nice to see I finally won’t have to jump through hoops to put Firefox Nightly into developer mode and force it to install an extension not in the pre-approved list. Maybe it’ll even work on websites this time like it does on desktop and I won’t have to copy Flash URLs into the extension page!

IkarusHagen2, in Where is it damn it ???
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Well, and now you need it and can’t find it. With your fist clenched you agressively search through the box for that piece, but only after 10 minutes you realize that this piece was indeed in your fist the whole time

tdawg, in It can become anything

I’ve always imagined the universal desire to have a “good stick” and to even know what a “good stick” is stems from a survival instinct

tygerprints, in Where is it damn it ???

Boy howdy do I know that frustration all too well. I keep a lot of my spare pieces in a big jar and whenever I go looking for one I know I have - suddenly I don't have one like it at all. What the hell? Are aliens using my spare lego parts to build a painful new form of bumpy anal probe or something? I know I saw that piece in there just two days ago!!!!!

Davel23, in Where is it damn it ???

I have the Rebel Blockade Runner UCS, I tried building it a few times and just couldn't find the right pieces. This set was before Lego started including numbered bags so it's just one big pile of bricks.

DirkMcCallahan, in Communist Filth/Capitalist Filth

Don’t forget removing benches so that the homeless can’t sleep on them (capitalist solution, of course).

Grayox,
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tdawg, in Hoping I'm not actually needed

What meme would be for auto-archiving it?

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