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trailing9, in Look, a keystone species

So all the clever squirrels die of malnutrition?

Makes me wonder which mechanism has limited human intelligence.

explodicle,

Death in childbirth because human heads are enormous?

SpaceNoodle, in oof

More like $20.

mxcory,

Got the censored version at Walmart.

massive_bereavement,
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Uugh ..

teamevil,

Waif Me

XEAL, in Are you prepared for the future?

The future is my money devaluatig because I can’t even save for a fucking down payment for a house and now the EU is gonna make throw away my piece of shit ass car because it’s too old.

Hyperreality,

Why not simply buy a house near public transport, in an incredibly expensive city.

XEAL,

Please, tell me this is a joke/sarcasm

Fester,

Just sell some of your other properties if you can’t afford that one.

CyberEgg,

and now the EU is gonna make throw away my piece of shit ass car because it’s too old.

Citation needed

XEAL,

Low Emission Zones

CyberEgg,

Lol

Hello_there, in Look, a keystone species

So, it's more interesting than this. The trees are playing the squirrels. There's a normal amount of acorns that can support a normal amount of squirrels. But once every few years, the trees make a bunch more acorns. More than the normal amount of squirrels can eat. But not frequent enough that the number of squirrels increase. So the squirrels go crazy and hide em everywhere that year, but there's no way they can eat them all, so there are a bunch of acorns planted.
Tldr: trees manipulate # of acorns to get squirrels to plant more.

Frozengyro,

It’s amazing nature found this blindly and it was the most efficient way to propagate as a species.

stockRot,

It was a good enough* way to propagate as a species

Pelicanen,

Local minimum, not a global minimum. Evolution is one long autoregressive process.

SkinnyTimmy,

I just learned two new words

doublejay1999, in oof
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If you got 3 tracks off a hip hop album you’d nailed it.

Yes, there are exceptions, we now call them classics

lightnsfw, in The Modern Worker Enjoying His Liberty

lol 8 hours of sleep.

Pat_Riot,
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8 hours of work, also lol. Try 10

CrowAirbrush, in Are you prepared for the future?

Parents: put some money aside. Government: pay taxes over that. Parents: do it with cash. Stores and others: we don’t accept cash anymore.

paultimate14, in oof

But you owned it. So you could sell the CD and recoup almost all of your money.

Tedrow,
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Not sure who you were selling your CDs too to get almost all your money back. Maybe if you sold it to a friend.

squiblet,
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A used music store or pawn shop

lorty,
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The person who made this meme is too young to know about reselling stuff they own.

Peaty,

Except you couldn’t? You would get $1-2 bucks for most used tapes/LPs/Cds.

paultimate14,

Maybe if you tried to sell at FYE. But a local flea market? You could totally get $10-$15 depending on what it was and how much it cost initially.

HonoraryMancunian, in Are you prepared for the future?

Well those sweet-ass trucks aren’t gonna buy themselves

guyrocket,
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Yeah and just imagine the car insurance costs for those apocalypse-mobiles. It would cost a small fucking fortune every month! How can anyone afford to drive one of those?

pinkdrunkenelephants,

Do they ever explain where they get the gas for those things?

Philipp, in The Modern Worker Enjoying His Liberty

Cut my working hours to 6,5 a day. Doesn’t help, just 1,5 hours more childcare (But yes, it helps the kids).

Only thing what helps your free time is to sleep less. (Yes, that sucks too.)

TexMexBazooka,

Kids ruin everything

Dasnap, in Your wildest fantasies come true in the holodeck
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“Enable sexual content.”

moog,

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

yogthos, in Are you prepared for the future?
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Mad Max world has an unreasonably robust gasoline production infrastructure.

CarbonIceDragon,
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Now I’m vaguely curious what a mad-max type car barbarian apocalypse setting would look like in a world where everyone had transitioned to EVs long before the apocalypse

eerongal,
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You’d hear the roar of the baseball cards in their tire spokes long before you see the bicycle horde coming over the sand dune.

yogthos,
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Car batteries last for around 10-20 years, so don’t think that would work out.

CarbonIceDragon,
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Would it be possible to make more? I don’t imagine one could manufacture something on the level of a modern EV battery without modern industrial equipment, but electric vehicles technically existed even at the point where cars were first getting invented, made by individual inventors and such, just with much lower speed and range. How useful a vehicle like that would be I’m not sure, but if there’s no easily obtainable oil around, maybe better than nothing?

yogthos,
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Would probably be easier to go back to using animals at that point. You can make crude batteries without high tech manufacturing, but they’re going to have low energy density and likely gonna be made out of toxic stuff. So not ideal for vehicles.

explodicle,

Huh, all this time I assumed they got gas from dead people’s cars, but I just looked it up and that only lasts 6 months.

Sharkwellington,

This bugged me about The Last of Us as well. If I remember correctly at some point they siphon gas from a car on the road…20 years after it was abandoned.

AngryCommieKender, in It is spooky season after all...

I know it’s Brendan Fraser, but my mind keeps screaming “That’s Meatloaf’s not famous Brother!”

Uniquitous, in oof

And there are only 6 tracks, and also the CD was $20.

paultimate14,

They are typically 45-60 minutes. Which could be 1 long song, or 20+ short songs.

Uniquitous,

Dude, I was there. I lived it. Step off.

paultimate14,

Bruh I’m looking over at my shelf of CD’s from the time.

But let’s look at the best selling albums that came out in 1999, the year referenced in the meme.

  1. Backstreet Boys - Millennium - 12 tracks
  2. Britney Spears - Baby One More Time - 11 tracks (or more, depending on the version)
  3. Santana - Supernatural - 13 tracks
  4. Celine Dion - All the Way… A Decade of Song - 16 tracks (kind of weird as it’s a compilation)
  5. Ricky Martin - Ricky Martin - 14 Tracks
  6. Blink-182 - Enema of the State - 12 tracks
  7. RHCP - Calofornication - 15 tracks
  8. Christina Aguilera - Christina Aguilera - 12 tracks (I think? I’m only finding re-releases that include more bonus tracks now)
  9. Creed - Human Clay - 11 tracks
  10. Dido - No Angel - 12 tracks

Maybe back in the day you mistakenly bought singles instead of albums?

ThatFembyWho,

Hey that was the soundtrack to high school. I downloaded half of them on dialup, via Napster/Gnutella/whatever.

#7 is one of the only ones you’ll hear to this day.

abraxas,

Mostly THAT was EPs. Some of the best albums are EPs, but they’re short.

Rose for the Dead EP, was my favorite one. 6 songs.

NIN Broken was 8 songs.

A lot of punk albums have plenty of songs, but they’re so short some of them have terrible play times. OpIvy Energy (the first bootleg I ever had) is only about 35 minutes long and the whole thing mostly fit on one side of a (small) cassette tape.

I could probably find more, but that’s just off the top of my head.

paultimate14,

Isn’t that kind of the point of EP’s though? They’re ~half the length and should be cheaper to compensate for that.

abraxas,

“should be”

Of the above, I only remember Rose for The Dead… costing easily as much as an LP.

Uniquitous,

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jar_of_Flies I rest my case you condescending asshat.

paultimate14,

As an EP that wouldn’t have been $20 lol.

Uniquitous,

As if you would even know.

paultimate14,

You’re just mad you got ripped off 25 years ago lol

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teamevil,

That fucking album is proof there was hope, except it bankrupted London Records which killed Grotüs’ career. They are a dope ass band I found in a CD store with throwaway CDs for a dollar in 99. Definitely worth it for them. YouTube Grotüs’ Mass.

ianhclark510,
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I thought Dopesmoker was released by Tee Pee lol

Dirk, in Are you prepared for the future?
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I never understood why they did not switch to solar power when the fossil fuel got so sparse.

sznio,
CyberEgg,

Reads like an advice: think long-term, start the transition as early as possible. So, basic rationality.

sdoorex,

It would be interesting to see them update that with current data since global PV installations are estimated at 392 GW for 2023.

It is unrealistic to imagine that we could jump into a full-scale infrastructure replacement in one year. To set the scale, the U.S. uses about 3 TW of continuous power. A 1% drop corresponds to 30 GW of power. Our modest 2% replacement therefore would require the construction of about 60 new 1 GW power plants in a single year, or a rate of one per week! Worldwide, we quadruple this number.

What capability have we demonstrated in the past? In 2010, global production of solar photovoltaics was 15 GW, which is only about 6% of what we would need to fill a world-wide energy gap of 2% per year. Even on a tear of 50% increase per year, it would take 7 years to get to the required rate. Wind installations in 2010 totaled 37 GW, or 14% of the 2% global requirement. It would take 5 years at a breakneck 50% per year rate of increase to get there. When France decided to go big on nuclear, they built 56 reactors in 15 years. In doing so, they replaced 80% of their electricity consumption, which translates to about 30% of their total energy use. So this puts them at about 2% per year in energy replacement.

lightnsfw,

Because then they couldn’t drive around in awesome frankensteined together muscle cars.

BruceTwarzen,

It's just america that chooses to live like that. The rest of the world juat goes on

Lileath,
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Mad Max takes place in Australia though.

psycho_driver,

Few know the movies are actually documentaries chronicling the lives of people living in the Outback.

Mischala,

Outback is a funny way to spell Perth.

CyberEgg,

Because the fossil lobby won and there is no renewable power source.

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