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Digital_man, in Double standards or something, I don't know...

Simple, Palestinians are brown and have less resources that America wants/needs.

I’m with both Palestinians and Ukrainians.

BirdyBoogleBop,

Palestine has oil and gas same with Ukraine.

Potatos_are_not_friends, in literally no clue

Is there a nolawns community here?

Weirdly enough, it’s small on reddit, and the biggest are on Facebook ¯_(ツ)_/¯

baseless_discourse,
EditsHisComments,

Facebook users typically skew older, so people that are more likely to have established careers, larger spaces and yards to work on. I feel like a lot of Redditors and Lemmings are young and live with parents or in apartments, and are thus less likely to have a yard to care for.

That being said, anyone with a deck or porch can pot a plant or two to try and help local pollinators.

I_Comment_On_EVERYTHING, in Upgrade to Maternity Plus™ today!

Please don’t give them any ideas. It’s bad enough already.

radioactiveradio,

But first a word from our sponsors! Durex!

astraeus,
@astraeus@programming.dev avatar

I just got three bills in the mail over the course of a month for a single procedure. They haven’t said they’re done billing me yet, so I can’t assume the bill storm is over

Johanno,

What a wolrd where free health care isn’t gobally available. We should help those third wolrd countries.

CaptainBasculin, in The battle happened in 1066, but this painting is dated 106ix9nine

Battle of Snitches, 1066

Facebones, in Saw a news story people about people getting arrested for at Wal-Mart for forgeting to scan one item

I was physically restrained by 4 Walmart employees, and convicted based on blatant lies from the LP manager (who legally counts as a “professional witness,” meaning her word is literally law) and a petty larceny effectively bars you from employment for 7 years.

What I “stole?” I was having a bad mental health day and missed a $5 pair of sunglasses on a $2-300 shopping trip.

When the judge started to say “no intent,” she cut the judge off and hollared how she watched me remove the tag “and that’s intent if I ever saw it.” Never mind that the picture SHE BROUGHT TO COURT still had it attached, because PrOfEsSiOnAl WiTnEsS hUrRdUrR.

darcy,
@darcy@sh.itjust.works avatar

you went to COURT over 5$ ??

Facebones,

Yep. Obviously I tried to pay for them and pointed out I spent over $200 like fuck $5, but after she started scrambling and lying in court I think she was probably just bad at her job and desperately trying to get any convictions she could to avoid losing it.

Or maybe it just gets her dick hard. Idk.

darcy,
@darcy@sh.itjust.works avatar

wow… im pretty sure the minimum is 200$ or something to be considered shoplifiting or illegal or whatever, where i live

Facebones,

Like it’s just a civil matter basically unless you hit $X in value? That’s pretty chill.

darcy,
@darcy@sh.itjust.works avatar

im not sure. just what ive heard. if so, it is indeed cool

JoShmoe, in Too spookie 4 u

I don’t know about that slice of pie between the legs

CaffeinatedOne,

That’s brie

the_seven_sins, in survival optional.
@the_seven_sins@feddit.de avatar

Fun fact: Germany is about average when it comes to road safety in Europe, which is still impressing since we’ve got the highest traffic density.

rockSlayer, in I don't care that Goku and Frieza have been powering up for the last two weeks; you're not changing it on me

My siblings and I worked out a system that essentially boiled down to first come first serve, but after at least an hour the others could ask for the remote. Any disagreement led to an informal vote on what to watch, the one with the remote had to oblige

WhatsHerBucket,
@WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world avatar

That seems way better than sitting on your sibling until they relinquish the remote!

rockSlayer, (edited )

I was the oldest, so it was mostly me getting sick of sitting on my siblings every time I wanted to watch south park

Kusimulkku,

Way simpler to just beat the little siblings tbh. Tried and true method

xusontha, in I don't care that Goku and Frieza have been powering up for the last two weeks; you're not changing it on me

Mom said it’s MY turn!

confusedbytheBasics, in survival optional.

“Rest of world” Lol. India, Brazil, parts of Italy… the rule is do whatever you want, try not to crash, bigger vehicle has the right of way.

emergencyfood,

Tbf you can’t go over like 50 in most Indian roads anyway.

moshtradamus666,

Brazil is far from lawless. In really small communities 12-year-Olds are driving scooters without wearing helmets, sure, but in all Metropolitan areas laws are pretty strict and there are expensive fines.

c0mbatbag3l, in don't know, don't care
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netwren, in survival optional.

Meanwhile in the U.S. with ✌️ speed limits ✌️ everyone goes 10 over and the exceptions are 20-30mph over.

CaptainEffort,

Yup, 10 over is my default unless I’m on a highway, which is then 15 to 20 over.

It’s funny, but those who actually go the speed limit are the ones that people get mad at for going too slow. Even though they’re technically the only ones obeying the law.

netwren,

And the most dangerous are the extremes on both ends encountering each other. It’s crazy to me how normalized vehicles are considering the death that they cause, the behavior people exhibit on the roads, and the sheer absolute ignorance that seems to be paid to making them safer. Maybe it’s just apathy?

explodicle,
netwren,

I agree with fuck cars but anywhere outside of Urban centers in the United States no personal vehicles would be absolutely untenable. It’s almost every month I have to drive on a dirt road that I am not biking.

explodicle,

Then your case isn’t normal. With fewer people on the road because of better infrastructure, you would have fewer dangerous encounters.

Omega_Haxors, in I'm a raging introvert

The funnier the memes the stinkier the sock.

Guy_Fieris_Hair, in Pace, love, and taco grease

Oooohhhhhh shiiiiiit

Facebones, in Facts dont care about your feelings.

Where are all these “wah not meme :'(” types when it’s stupid fashy shit? 🤔

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