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bdonvr, in Landl*rd

Every year

58008, in school night bedtime hack
@58008@lemmy.world avatar

I’m loving the ludicrousness of runtimes in these comments!

I just recently got into Bell Witch, I was surprised by how quickly Mirror Reaper flew by, especially considering the depresso-sadlyface genre, but it was killer. Check it out if you haven’t heard it, don’t be frightened by the single-song format.

Wildf1re, in ain't got no rizz

That is literally how language evolves.

BruceLee, in I'm a dissolved man on a Halifax pier.

I mean, it the same everywhere it just that someplace it take suuper long. In who much time do with happend ? Is it quicker than the famous 40 days of the calcareous sarcophages ?

ElBarto, in Minimalists
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

Replace the gun with a bong and the water for a bottle of Jim Beam small batch and you’ve got my room when I was in my 20s.

Random_user, in ain't got no rizz

Rey was on the great British bake off? What timeline is this?

Why9,

It’s sad but she just wasn’t able to do well in any of the tasks. She was too ambitious with the toilet idea, and just missed the mark with the raspberry ganache. She was an awesome sport though!

improbably_me,

Toilet idea is lit fam, yass queen

Why9,

The idea was awesome, but she tried to make it too big!

Should’ve just done what Rob Beckett did and do a tiny toilet on a mirror glaze “floor”.

The sponge tasted great so she could’ve won it if it wasn’t for the looks!

davel, in Landl*rd
@davel@lemmy.ml avatar

24 is the highest number, fuggedaboutit [1] [2] [3]

10_0, in 7 things that aren't real

Why am I not surprised that its cyberghost that posted this

riodoro1, in Landl*rd

If I were to become a serial killer I’d just visit apartments for rent and kill the most cancerous landlords.

inb4 this comment is used as evidence on my trial

MajorMajormajormajor,

Youre the hero we need, not the hero we deserve.

Son_of_dad,

I’m a condo super, so I deal with the common areas but the condo units and everything inside is owned by whoever bought the unit. The worst are the landlords that own multiple units, and when anything goes wrong they tell their tenants to call me, the building super.

I have to remind those landlords that I’m the super for the corporation, and they’re the super, manager, handyman, administrator for their own units. Those landlords want to own like 10 properties and just collect the money.

blindbunny, in Peace Tea? It's 2x the price and it's bad.

Peacetea used to not have high fructose corn syrup in it like Arizona tea.

oo1, in Minimalists

all it needs is a mystery turd in the bed , and a radiator to finish off a grilled charlie.

magnetosphere, in Minimalists
@magnetosphere@kbin.social avatar

Oh, it’s silly stereotype time? I’ll play!

Whoever made this is just mad that the bed isn’t covered in $50 throw pillows.

happybadger, in Minimalists
@happybadger@hexbear.net avatar

I’d immediately go for the minimalist apartment. A floor bed that I can roll up, a table and chairs I can stash, just a big open space with dozens more plants and my gun.

tdawg, in Dangit Anthony Kiedis

Damn since when did everyone start hating on Red Hot Chili Peppers?

Gorvin, in Minimalists

I see no game console, so I can’t say this is true. There’s also like a few cans of any beverage and a few cups of noodles missing from this picture.

altima_neo,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

And water. A real bachelor hydrates with beer/energy drinks/hard liquor

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