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KeyserSoze61, in dark tower deck supremacy

Dark blue clownfish. On the floor with my kid, it may hurt when I get up.

BackOnMyBS, in dark tower deck supremacy
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Palm tree beach, baby! ow…that yelling hurt my neck 😣

DarkDiamondK, in Priorities
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Unpopular opinion, but imo, full metal alchemist original was better than brotherhood

hunter2, in The Modern Worker Enjoying His Liberty

Wait a minute, you guys got free time?

purprain,

Ya I have about 4-6 hours of free time a day. After work and chores.

criticon,

Sometimes during work…

Godort, in dark tower deck supremacy

Anyone who picked either dark tower or roses as a favorite had a thing for Lydia in Beetlejuice.

Anyway, I pick dark tower or roses

Kyrgizion,

How do you…

Gaspar,
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I feel seen.

I’m not gonna argue, though. Well played.

tdawg,

The rare murder suicide

Enkers,

I mean, statistically it makes sense that a decent number of people will find this accurate. That doesn’t make it feel any less uncanny.

cokeslutgarbage,

Ouch, now my back hurts and I feel called out.

jennwiththesea,
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I wanted to be her, actually.

kaklerbitmap,
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Well shit…

Semi-Hemi-Demigod, in dark tower deck supremacy
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I'll have you know my back hurts all the time

Eylrid, in *cleans room*

In my experience exhaustion makes the dread spiral worse

LazaroFilm, in dark tower deck supremacy
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Red Robot gang.

m3t00, in How many do you need?! *sobs*
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wife used to carpet the vinyl kitchen floor with rugs. robovac would arrange them in a circle and get stuck in the middle. I rolled them up and put them on a shelf in the garage.

Misconduct,

Or… You just get rug anchors oooorrrrr pick them up before the vacuum goes off? Is it some kinda flex to put away decorations your wife liked or something I’m a little confused.

ArcaneSlime,

Tbf carpet in the kitchen is pretty gross. Grease and shit.

Misconduct,

I just get machine washable rugs and toss them in every couple of days or so. I wouldn’t want full carpet but rugs are nice in places like in front of the fridge. A little soft spot for jars to land if they slip or get dropped 🤷‍♀️

ArcaneSlime,

I have this like, puffy silicone(?) thingy, meant for the same thing but is nonporous and much less gross.

m3t00,
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yeah I made that shit up to flex, okay

Siegfried, in dark tower deck supremacy

Dark tower all the way 🤟😎🤟

errer, in dark tower deck supremacy

Team Obama presidential portrait background

jdadam, in Not-choring is fun ok

I feel guilty doing that. My kids deserve better from me.

sheogorath,

Thankfully, I live within walking distance of my kids grandparents so I’ll chuck em to be with their grandpappys when I lie down on the bed sleeping like a log.

Colour_me_triggered, in dark tower deck supremacy

It’s my ankle actually. From my flat feet, made worse by the weight fatherhood has bestowed upon me.

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted, in Not-choring is fun ok
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Introverts who think doing nothing on an off day is fun:

“Am I a joke to you?”

BeyonderTheGreat,

Wait a sec, I am an introvert¡ That explains a lot.

spudwart,
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Hello_there, in dark tower deck supremacy
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