_haha_oh_wow_,
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Just lean into the whole He-man thing

ChicoSuave,

Wear only speedos and a big sword. Get a tiger. Ride it. Befriend a high pitched voiced little person. Be the change you want to see.

SpaceNoodle,

You have the power.

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tacosanonymous,

Are you trying to sell us on it because it’s working.

solarvector,

Tyra Banks, well known for being very masculine, is also well known for having a high forehead.

Seriously though, I think it’s worth just embracing what you have. No need for hiding behind bangs.

EatYouWell,

Yup, my hairline is receding and thinning on top, so I just started clipper cutting it short.

Nothing makes your baldness more obvious than trying to hide it.

Lamb,

I don’t have Tyra’s forehead. I have a widowpeak with the sides going deeper in like a stereotypical depiction of Dracula.

Starglasses,

Roll with Dracula too! People have dirty fantasies about sleeping with vampires, after all.

tygerprints,

Hmmm. Looking like he-man or looking more like skeletor as I age - it's a tough choice. I once had a hairline, now it's almost at the back of my neck.
Of course I could do a serviceable job at slicking back what I have and looking like someone who hangs out under an opera house in a cape.

Lamb,

Guys, help, the urges are winning…

gnate,

Now I can’t stop thinking about Skeletor with bangs.

CaptnKarisma,

Lol mine is receding and bangs make it obvious. You can tell where some bangs should be and it leaves you with a gap. Just gotta accept the new hairline, hiding it only seems to make it worse.

Lamb,

the new hairline

This is my life-long hairline. :/

Starglasses,

Gotta show people their opinions are compliments to you no matter what!

If someone calls you He-man, do the pose, declare the motto, be proud. Use the men’s line lol. Turn into a positive experience :)

RizzRustbolt,

“Now you know. And knowing is half the battle.”

Then just walk away.

don,

Skeletor’s worried about his hairline when there’s [political topic] going on? C’mon, my guy.

Cysioland,
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My take is that the moment I start visibly balding I’ll just shave myself bald and embrace the smooth noggin

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